So I just got the mail, godaddy renewal notices... yaddda yadda... wtf someone asking for money?
Ok so I have this letter from ICLS.net
303 park avenue s #1073
New York, NY 10010
So I start reading this "bill" I have... turns out it aint even a bill.
Heres what it says:
HOW TO MAKE A PAYMENT
Please make checks payable to our fat asses... yadda yadda
Do not send cash!
WEBSITE ADDRESS LISTING INCLUDES:
Domain name submission to 14 established search engines (ooh)
Initial and quarterly search engine positions and rankin reports sent to you via email for eight keywords/phrase listings that you select from 14 MAJOR search engines
Complete details located on the web at blah blah...
(Yes thats right, they WILL TELL YOU how shitty your site is so us here at WF don't have to!)
PAYMENT INFORMATION
Please remit payment on or before (heres a funny part) FEB 31st, 2008 (i think some dumbass batched their mailings and put the wrong month, what a douch.
Long story short, $35/1yr $60/2yr $140/5yr
They make this damn thing look like your ass owes someone till you flip it over and in the bottom it says
"THIS IS A SOLICITATION YADA YADA UNDER NO OBLIGATION UNLESS YOU ACCEPT THIS OFFER"
What kind of conversions you think they pull off these direct mailers?
Ok so I have this letter from ICLS.net
303 park avenue s #1073
New York, NY 10010
So I start reading this "bill" I have... turns out it aint even a bill.
Heres what it says:
HOW TO MAKE A PAYMENT
Please make checks payable to our fat asses... yadda yadda
Do not send cash!
WEBSITE ADDRESS LISTING INCLUDES:
Domain name submission to 14 established search engines (ooh)
Initial and quarterly search engine positions and rankin reports sent to you via email for eight keywords/phrase listings that you select from 14 MAJOR search engines
Complete details located on the web at blah blah...
(Yes thats right, they WILL TELL YOU how shitty your site is so us here at WF don't have to!)
PAYMENT INFORMATION
Please remit payment on or before (heres a funny part) FEB 31st, 2008 (i think some dumbass batched their mailings and put the wrong month, what a douch.
Long story short, $35/1yr $60/2yr $140/5yr
They make this damn thing look like your ass owes someone till you flip it over and in the bottom it says
"THIS IS A SOLICITATION YADA YADA UNDER NO OBLIGATION UNLESS YOU ACCEPT THIS OFFER"
What kind of conversions you think they pull off these direct mailers?
