If you could bang any chick in history...redux



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You fucks arn't going to believe this but I banged Ana Nicole Smith back years ago in Mexia, Texas. I met her at a chicken joint she worked at, pre-playboy years. I put my teenage charm on and she agreed to meet me after work. I showed up in my Camaro after work and the rest is history! Never spoke to her again after that.
 
You fucks arn't going to believe this but I banged Ana Nicole Smith back years ago in Mexia, Texas. I met her at a chicken joint she worked at, pre-playboy years. I put my teenage charm on and she agreed to meet me after work. I showed up in my Camaro after work and the rest is history! Never spoke to her again after that.

Yeah I got dome from Susan B Anthony in the back of a carriage.
 
Another Zooey fan here, she's just so fucking adorable/hot!

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Edit: Fuck, this is what I spend my 400th post on?

Edit 2: Could be worse, she's really fucking cute.