If You Could Have Dinner With 3 People from History...

Mahatma Gandhi, Muhammad Ali Jinnah and Jawaharlal Nehru so that I can talk them out of the partition of India and Pakistan.
 


Assuming communication issues and a desire to not alter timelines in a way that'd negate my existence, I'd pick more contemporary figures.

1. The entrepreneurial grandfather I never got to meet. Difficulty: should do it in the couple weeks before he was killed in a car accident and without giving away who I am.
2. Seduce the secretaries of the founders of OptionsExpress when they are at their most vulnerable so I can get a head's up on all their bigger naked short plays and just play into the early stages of the pile-on without the SEC getting on my ass.
3. The great-great-great grandson I may one day have that'll want to meet me. Future Cygnus may already be trying to contact me, so I take those casual coffee shop business conversations seriously bros.

Just kidding, I'd probably screw up the calculation and end up somewhere in deep space.
 
Muhammad, Jesus and Abraham.

I would ask what BST service they bought to generate so many opt-ins.

EDIT: damn, just realized productionhead made the same picks. :)
 
Josephine Baker - she was a strong woman who took no shyt from anybody.

Henry Ford - Nuff said. Great businessman

Flannery O' Connor - Great writer and strong woman.

I cook a lot of my food from scratch so I would do the cooking. A hearty southern breakfast that would be enjoyed by all!
 
I'll have to go with Hitler, Jim Morrison, and James Cook (discovered Canada). Should make for an interesting night.
 
Me 10 years ago, Me 20 years ago, Me 30 years ago

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Jesus, the man who invented slavery RIP.
Bill Gates, the founder of Apple RIP.
Einstein, the guy who invented the automobile, RIP.
 
Anais Nin, Catherine the Great and Emily Dickinson. Choices, choices. I'll probably change my mind in 5 minutes.

We would have tea and sandwiches. inb4 I'm a lesbian.
 
George Carlin, John D. Rockefeller, Stoya. Make me laugh. Make me rich. Suck my dick.

I know Stoya is funny, but which one would suck your dick?

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I'll have to go with Hitler, Jim Morrison, and James Cook (discovered Canada). Should make for an interesting night.

"Matt that long haired guy setting your dining room table in the tight leather pants and no shirt - he was just staring at me and growling... who is that?"

"Don't mind him, that's just my roommate Lucien. He's helping me make dinner for Hitler, Jim Morrison, and the guy who invented Canada."