If you died today and the last text you received was on your tombstone...

[Drump]

What would it be?

"Quit being so men"

Yes I know, strong spelling...

 

[cardine]

 

[jryan21]

 

[teck112]

 

[mituozo]

"What hayfever tablets do you use? Dad"

 

[acidie]

 

[Cygnus]

"Congratulations! You may be eligible for a mortgage refinance!"

 

[chigga102]

"yo"

 

[WickedSick]

Saw this same thread on the Rogan Board haha

 

[jstover77]

"I'll give you a blow job later. Leave me alone!"

 

[dreamscape]

I believe in reincarnation...
So my tombstone would have "BRB" on it.

 

[drave]

"bitch slap not butch slap"

(she was correcting a prior typo)

 

[~~@~~]

"where da weed at yo"

lol

 

[wezcountry]

"Id love to be with u now. In yr bed. Touching you."

Just trying to envisage that on the headstone of my grave.

 

[Scococo]

"Get a Large Dominos Pizza for £9.99, offer ends Sunday."

 

[Andrey]

I am more interested in where I will be, what I will be experiencing, than imaginary shit. Once I am dead, this world is no more for me, so what's the point?

 

[titanium777]

"no, I will not lick your pinky toe"

 

[-God-]

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."

 

[ericchristopher]

"peter fonda can have my ticket."

 

[hango]

"Your mom would rather me talk to her in Spanish"