What kind of shit is this?
If your at a bar, why are you on WF? and not trying to holla at some chicks? unless you are married, I will let you slide..
We're not married, but we've been together for close to 21 years. She's at a bachlorette party doing whatever they do at those things. 3 weeks ago she was at one with a midget stripper. It was a toss up as to whether to stay home tonight, drink copious amounts of beer and play video games, or go out and drink copious amounts of beer while pretending to be single. I stayed home.