I'm Going On A Date Tonight

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Man, I'd stay away from all the flashy "look how much I make talk", unless your lookin for a girl to spend all your $$. The matchmakers have for sure already put in a good word so she has a bit of an idea. Let her find out on her own. Gives you a little bit of mystery and intrigue (keeps her comming back for more).

Dressing well is great since you know she will have a good taste in fashion. I'd also find an interesting accessory to wear like a ring or necklace. Helps move convo to your interests and passions.

Good luck on losing your virginity tonight!
 
Music -- Music can be a deal breaker for some people. :D
What she does for fun.
And lastly, can she change her own tire should she have a flat: because God forbid women are so helpless these days.

Personally, three questions that always come up (for a guy obviously): 1. Can you shoot a gun? 2. Do you maintain the maintenance on your own vehicle ( I do ) and 3. Are you into the outdoors (i.e. riding quads/dirt bikes, hiking, fishing, camping, etc? If he answers no to any of those, deal breaker. Lol.

Ask her if she likes to do the things you are interested in, other than spamming. jk!

Anyway, good luck!!
 
Ask her if it's ok to take a few photos of her so you can post them on your forum.
 
It doesn't matter what you talk about, just pretend to stay interested in what she's saying.

And remember this: "I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man."

Good luck
 
Just be yourself, talk about random things. Random enough to seem interesting but not so much that you seem completely off your rocker. That always worked for me.

Do NOT show her wf on the first date for fuck sakes. Although if she were me I would go home after the date and immediately look for the forum...so...uhh...

Hi, Jon's Date, stay out of the skittles thread!!!! kthxbye
 
make sure you dress like this

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So Jon, whats his name?

I was like, I couldn't be thinking the same thing!

Jon, dinner is boring and hard to talk to someone you hardly know. Best to try and squeeze something in before that like mini golf, dance dance revolution, throwing produce at poor homeless people. Gives you a little feel and more to talk to over dinner.

I also recommend you take her to a Hooters - hey it worked for me. (don't ask how I got away with that one)
 
There's still time. For $1,000 I will hop on a plane to NYC right now, and rudely interrupt your date with "holy shit, are you Jon Fisher!?". Then you tell me to get lost and I will profusely apologize. I used to be an actor, you know.
 
egreenie's right. Keep her talking about herself, it takes the pressure off you and her pants will be around her ankles before she realizes she's not at the restaurant anymore. Worked perfectly on Ms Greenie...
 
There's still time. For $1,000 I will hop on a plane to NYC right now, and rudely interrupt your date with "holy shit, are you Jon Fisher!?". Then you tell me to get lost and I will profusely apologize. I used to be an actor, you know.
Wickedfire: Where even our dates are monetized!

Watch out though; that sounds dangerously close to a fake testimonial to me ;)
 
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