I'm Going to Hell or...

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Jon said:
It's okay to laugh at other people's misfortune's Laura.. you know you want to. Just let it out here, and then show us some boob pics!
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I dunno... sounds like a win/win for both sides. :D

And sorry - fresh outta boob pics here. :anon.sml: LOL

Laura
 


Laura said:
I dunno... sounds like a win/win for both sides. :D

And sorry - fresh outta boob pics here. :anon.sml: LOL

Laura
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You could always get one of those fake porn picture makers to put your face on a big boobed asian girls body. :D
 
Man, fat phil is getting so played. You know that bartender was just trying to get that bitch laid and make a potential rape victim out of some unlucky dude. Still, good story. I read it and laughed. + rep.
 
MyOwnDemon said:
Man, fat phil is getting so played. You know that bartender was just trying to get that bitch laid and make a potential rape victim out of some unlucky dude. Still, good story. I read it and laughed. + rep.
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Yeah, Roommate Phil and I thought of that angle too. However, I think that's a slim-to-none chance of being the case since we've all known the bartender for quite some time and he hates the fat bitch owner with a passion.

But even if that is the case and Fat Phil is getting played, it still makes me laugh 'cause that shit's funny.
 
This is one of those to be contiuned stories....I'd like to know how this plays out over the next few weeks /months so I can retell this story. Great post, fascinating.

I'll say one thing about Fat Phil though. Beware of KARMA! Anna Nicole aint doing so hot now. Well maybe depending on where she's at...but.. ah nevermind great story!
 
katoved said:
Really funny story. This was on James Island or Sullivans Island?
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Haha. I can't say because there may be a chance you know this heifer.

And I can't risk fucking this up for Fat (or Phat) Phil.

So anyway, for anyone wanting an update:

They did have drinks, but nothing came of it - yet. They didn't, like, do the deed or anything.

**Excuse me for a minute while I retch thinking about that.**



Ok, back. But they will be seeing each other some more. I guess this will be a "slow and steady" kind of thing. Which makes sense, I guess. 'Cause fat people don't move so fast.

I showed Jon a video a buddy of mine took of Fat Phil a couple of weekends ago. He laughed his ass off.

Fat Phil was in rare form dancing to 80's songs behind the bar at my house. I may post it later if I get around to it. It's 100% comedy. You can see the horror in the faces of the girls sitting at the bar with me as they are exposed to the unholiness that is Fat Phil dancing while drunk.
 
Great story, and I don't think you're going to hell. You are simply facilitating success for a friend. He just happened to be at the right place at the right time...I guess.
 
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