I'm going to the Outback..fuck it

efeezy

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And I'm going to have a steak and a goddamn bloomin onion..and probably a few beers. My mother in law is in town and I've earned it and it's probably my last night out forever since the baby's due in a day. And if I happen to see Paul Hogan, I'm going to smack him on the ass.
 


I love grease as much as the next guy, probably more. But bloomin onions too greasy even for me.
 
Wouldn't you rather smack Paul's wife on the ass?

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The Bloomin Onion is alive and well..and so are the 22oz Sam Adams Winter Lagers. Sadly, no Paul Hogan.
 
No one in Australia drinks Fosters either. It's either Budweiser or 4X.
 
No nobody drinks Budweiser here either.

Actually I went to Outback in Japan. It has nothing to do with Aussie food, but it's fucking good in its own right.
 
The Bloomin Onion is alive and well..and so are the 22oz Sam Adams Winter Lagers.

Oh yeah bro, now you're cookin' with gas. That's exactly what I order as soon as I sit. the 22 oz Sam Adams.. so by the time the food arrives you're relaxed and ready to chow down.

I usually get the Prime Rib or NY Strip depending on my mood. Did they bring out the little piece of pumpernickle bread with the Rambo carving knife? ;-)

BTW don't ever be taken there for your birthday, 2 people had bdays when I was there a week or so ago and the entire staff all gather around the table and clap and shout, it's pretty embarrasing for all involved.
 
Last time I was there it was more like Brokeback. I was chilling at the bar but in the booth just to the side of me, there was a table full of fat chicks tee heeing and hanging with a couple of queers who were sucking on umbrella drink straws until the insides of their cheeks touched. FmyL, I felt like skinning a deer.
 
Nothing is better than a Bloomin Onion and Alice Springs Chicken. Fuckin love Outback. Bloomin Onion farts are the worst though!