I'm Sick of All This Zombie Bulllshit

[efeezy]

I can't be the only one. Wake up you Twilight watching motherfuckers. There's no such thing as vampires, zombies, the tooth fairy and santa claus. Sorry to break it to you.

Some guy, drugged out on god knows what, eats on another guys face, isn't a zombie attack. Another guy eats his roommates heart and brain isn't the undead wreaking havoc, it's just pathetic human beings who should have been locked up (or shot) a long time ago.

Go back to your video games and leave the real world to the adults. And stop stockpiling weapons for the Zombie Apocalypse, cause it that's not going to happen either.

 

[nickycakes]

y u mad at zombies tho?

 

[FreshCoast]

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Fuck this shit. It's I am Legend up in hurr.

Stocking up!

 

[skohh]

 

[CCarter]

The guy (high as kit) eating the other guy's face (homeless) story, happened off The Miami Beach, FL Causeway, over the Memorial Day Weekend. I was stuck in traffic try to get home, back to the beach, on that causeway, when this shit was going down. People are retarded, with this zombie shit...

 

[eVandals]

you must be fun at parties

 

[b_sun]

O RLY?

 

[Vhaeos]

I think you're being too literal with this zombie business. Seems more like a joke then something people actually think is happening.

 

[scottspfd82]

And stop stockpiling weapons for the Zombie Apocalypse, cause it that's not going to happen either.

That's what they want you to think. It's already begun...

DailyTech - Baffling Illness Strikes Africa, Turns Children Into Mindless "Zombies"

 

[jacky8]

That's what they want you to think. It's already begun...

DailyTech - Baffling Illness Strikes Africa, Turns Children Into Mindless "Zombies"

Now this sounds serious

 

[ChickenFucker]

Anyone know which network is carrying the Insta-Brains rebill?

 

[faceblogger]

^^^^Zombie (WF edition)

 

[ANOMOANON]

I think you're being too literal with this zombie business. Seems more like a joke then something people actually think is happening.

Im confused. Are people actually taking this lightly?

My avatar has been a kid zombie way before any of this shit started happening. I saw this coming 6 months ago.

 

[avatar33]

I like Walking Dead tho.

 

[erifdekciw]

That's what they want you to think. It's already begun...

DailyTech - Baffling Illness Strikes Africa, Turns Children Into Mindless "Zombies"

WHAT NOW OP! SHITS REAL NIGGA!

 

[mkultra]

The guy (high as kit) eating the other guy's face (homeless) story, happened off The Miami Beach, FL Causeway, over the Memorial Day Weekend. I was stuck in traffic try to get home, back to the beach, on that causeway, when this shit was going down. People are retarded, with this zombie shit...

No shit? I must live within 30 minutes of you in that case.

 

[wayn3]

I. Mental Degradation: Child Victims Have no Cure, no Future

damn, after they catch that disease they lose their bright northern ugandan future

maybe when the disease comes to america it will turn people fat

 

[Netphase]

I can't be the only one. Wake up you Twilight watching motherfuckers. There's no such thing as vampires, zombies, the tooth fairy and santa claus. Sorry to break it to you.

Some guy, drugged out on god knows what, eats on another guys face, isn't a zombie attack. Another guy eats his roommates heart and brain isn't the undead wreaking havoc, it's just pathetic human beings who should have been locked up (or shot) a long time ago.

Go back to your video games and leave the real world to the adults. And stop stockpiling weapons for the Zombie Apocalypse, cause it that's not going to happen either.

 

[BlokBlok]