Indian Designer Convo

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LandingPower

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some idiot messaged me trying to pawn off his design services without realizing i'm a designer myself. enjoy.

1:45:38 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: hi...
1:45:51 AM Jesse: hi
1:46:00 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im merlia here
1:46:11 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im a web designer and a seo specialist...
1:46:28 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: i can do designs for ur websites without money my friend
1:47:20 AM Jesse: oh yeah?
1:47:23 AM Jesse: what do you want in return?
1:47:26 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: we are doin business cards,logo,header,banner,ebook cover,
1:47:39 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: in return we are expecting links from ur sites
1:47:44 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or blogs
1:47:57 AM Jesse: ok i will most certainly consider it, i have a site that gets 1 million hits a month although it is adult related, is that ok?
1:48:25 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: sorry my friend i dont want adult related sites
1:48:36 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: any other sites other than tat
1:48:45 AM Jesse: ok sure, do you mind if i interview you quickly?
1:48:49 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: if its blogs is also ok...
1:48:58 AM Jesse: we have a very strict policy on hiring workers
1:49:10 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ya ok
1:49:16 AM Jesse: ok first, where are you located?
1:49:27 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im from india...
1:49:42 AM Jesse: ok great
1:49:45 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: do u want any of our services...
1:49:55 AM Jesse: i'll be asking the questions
1:49:56 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or do u want to hire the designers
1:50:09 AM Jesse: sir, please try to wait until the interview process is over
1:50:13 AM Jesse: i apologize but we are very strict
1:50:39 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im not here for the interview my friend...
1:51:07 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok then how long will it goes on let me know tat
1:51:18 AM Jesse: not long, 2 hours max
1:51:29 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: oh sorry...
1:51:47 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: let me know u need our services or not...
1:51:51 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tats it
1:52:00 AM Jesse: how can i tell you if i need your services if i have no idea who i am hiring?
1:52:06 AM Jesse: you have only let me ask 1 question, can we continue?
1:53:43 AM Jesse: Merlia, are you there?
1:53:47 AM Jesse: i only have a few more questions for you
1:53:50 AM Jesse: and then we can begin work and i cna get you paid
1:53:54 AM Jesse: assuming you are qualified, that is
1:55:17 AM Jesse: i have a job right now that is paying 10,000USD
1:55:40 AM Jesse: i believe in India that is equivilent to 8 billion dollars, no?
1:56:42 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok my friend...
1:56:50 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: wat kind of work let me know
1:56:56 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: may i know ur sites pls
1:57:16 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im leaving for break now catch u in few mins
1:57:25 AM Jesse: merlia i would appreciate it if you would hurry as this is very urgent
1:57:46 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok
1:57:50 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tell me
1:58:01 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tell me some of ur sites pls
1:58:34 AM Jesse: ok one of my sites is 2girls1cup | Daddy Must Be Proud
1:58:48 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: this is not the adult site rite
1:58:52 AM Jesse: absolutely not
1:58:52 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or this is
1:59:07 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok
1:59:18 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok my friend..
1:59:24 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: bye bye have a nice day...
1:59:28 AM Jesse: huh?
2:09:11 AM Jesse: merlia please message me back, i think there was a misunderstanding
 


I love how these indians always call you their "friend" even after you send them to 2girls1cup...
 
sounds like the indian was just trying to do some hard labour intensive work, just for some backlinks, what's wrong with that??

He's hardly a nigerian 419 scammer now is he???

I think you were a bit rude and have too much time on your hands tbh,

If you don't want design work (clearly you don't because you are a designer), why don't you just say so from the beginning, instead of wasting peopl's time.
 
sounds like the indian was just trying to do some hard labour intensive work, just for some backlinks, what's wrong with that??

He's hardly a nigerian 419 scammer now is he???

I think you were a bit rude and have too much time on your hands tbh,

If you don't want design work (clearly you don't because you are a designer), why don't you just say so from the beginning, instead of wasting peopl's time.
Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a 'bit rude' to message someone randomly and offer your services, regardless of if it's for a link exchange. I think they have a word for that, it's 'spam' - Right? Would it also be rude to kill a fly for buzzing all up in my grill?
 
I had a chat with guy/girl (?) on Yahoo some days back, trying to do some logo's for some backlinks. I really don't understand why ? Last time I had her visit makemoniesonline (.) com as the site I am looking to copy.
 
If you come from India you are a seo specialist.. Havent meet a single one who isnt.
 
your ina wrong forum dude

sounds like the indian was just trying to do some hard labour intensive work, just for some backlinks, what's wrong with that??

He's hardly a nigerian 419 scammer now is he???

I think you were a bit rude and have too much time on your hands tbh,

If you don't want design work (clearly you don't because you are a designer), why don't you just say so from the beginning, instead of wasting peopl's time.
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sounds like the indian was just trying to do some hard labour intensive work, just for some backlinks, what's wrong with that??

He's hardly a nigerian 419 scammer now is he???

I think you were a bit rude and have too much time on your hands tbh,

If you don't want design work (clearly you don't because you are a designer), why don't you just say so from the beginning, instead of wasting peopl's time.
Because people randomally IMing you on the vague hope you want a certain service is obnoxious?
It'd be different if he said he was looking for a designer.
 
Bofu needs to get his ass in here and post up his experience from a few days back... Now THAT was fucking hilarious... Ugh...
 
I've had a few random IMs from India also wanting to do my design work in exchange for links...

I asked if I could look at a folio, and they got all cagey.
Great business approach: Randomly irritate people, don't show them any samples, and then get all pissy when they tell you to go away and stop wasting their time

zlatan: At least they're not offering free ringdings.
 
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