some idiot messaged me trying to pawn off his design services without realizing i'm a designer myself. enjoy.
1:45:38 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: hi...
1:45:51 AM Jesse: hi
1:46:00 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im merlia here
1:46:11 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im a web designer and a seo specialist...
1:46:28 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: i can do designs for ur websites without money my friend
1:47:20 AM Jesse: oh yeah?
1:47:23 AM Jesse: what do you want in return?
1:47:26 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: we are doin business cards,logo,header,banner,ebook cover,
1:47:39 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: in return we are expecting links from ur sites
1:47:44 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or blogs
1:47:57 AM Jesse: ok i will most certainly consider it, i have a site that gets 1 million hits a month although it is adult related, is that ok?
1:48:25 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: sorry my friend i dont want adult related sites
1:48:36 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: any other sites other than tat
1:48:45 AM Jesse: ok sure, do you mind if i interview you quickly?
1:48:49 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: if its blogs is also ok...
1:48:58 AM Jesse: we have a very strict policy on hiring workers
1:49:10 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ya ok
1:49:16 AM Jesse: ok first, where are you located?
1:49:27 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im from india...
1:49:42 AM Jesse: ok great
1:49:45 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: do u want any of our services...
1:49:55 AM Jesse: i'll be asking the questions
1:49:56 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or do u want to hire the designers
1:50:09 AM Jesse: sir, please try to wait until the interview process is over
1:50:13 AM Jesse: i apologize but we are very strict
1:50:39 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im not here for the interview my friend...
1:51:07 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok then how long will it goes on let me know tat
1:51:18 AM Jesse: not long, 2 hours max
1:51:29 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: oh sorry...
1:51:47 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: let me know u need our services or not...
1:51:51 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tats it
1:52:00 AM Jesse: how can i tell you if i need your services if i have no idea who i am hiring?
1:52:06 AM Jesse: you have only let me ask 1 question, can we continue?
1:53:43 AM Jesse: Merlia, are you there?
1:53:47 AM Jesse: i only have a few more questions for you
1:53:50 AM Jesse: and then we can begin work and i cna get you paid
1:53:54 AM Jesse: assuming you are qualified, that is
1:55:17 AM Jesse: i have a job right now that is paying 10,000USD
1:55:40 AM Jesse: i believe in India that is equivilent to 8 billion dollars, no?
1:56:42 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok my friend...
1:56:50 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: wat kind of work let me know
1:56:56 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: may i know ur sites pls
1:57:16 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im leaving for break now catch u in few mins
1:57:25 AM Jesse: merlia i would appreciate it if you would hurry as this is very urgent
1:57:46 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok
1:57:50 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tell me
1:58:01 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tell me some of ur sites pls
1:58:34 AM Jesse: ok one of my sites is 2girls1cup | Daddy Must Be Proud
1:58:48 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: this is not the adult site rite
1:58:52 AM Jesse: absolutely not
1:58:52 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or this is
1:59:07 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok
1:59:18 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok my friend..
1:59:24 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: bye bye have a nice day...
1:59:28 AM Jesse: huh?
2:09:11 AM Jesse: merlia please message me back, i think there was a misunderstanding
1:45:38 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: hi...
1:45:51 AM Jesse: hi
1:46:00 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im merlia here
1:46:11 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im a web designer and a seo specialist...
1:46:28 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: i can do designs for ur websites without money my friend
1:47:20 AM Jesse: oh yeah?
1:47:23 AM Jesse: what do you want in return?
1:47:26 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: we are doin business cards,logo,header,banner,ebook cover,
1:47:39 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: in return we are expecting links from ur sites
1:47:44 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or blogs
1:47:57 AM Jesse: ok i will most certainly consider it, i have a site that gets 1 million hits a month although it is adult related, is that ok?
1:48:25 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: sorry my friend i dont want adult related sites
1:48:36 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: any other sites other than tat
1:48:45 AM Jesse: ok sure, do you mind if i interview you quickly?
1:48:49 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: if its blogs is also ok...
1:48:58 AM Jesse: we have a very strict policy on hiring workers
1:49:10 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ya ok
1:49:16 AM Jesse: ok first, where are you located?
1:49:27 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im from india...
1:49:42 AM Jesse: ok great
1:49:45 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: do u want any of our services...
1:49:55 AM Jesse: i'll be asking the questions
1:49:56 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or do u want to hire the designers
1:50:09 AM Jesse: sir, please try to wait until the interview process is over
1:50:13 AM Jesse: i apologize but we are very strict
1:50:39 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im not here for the interview my friend...
1:51:07 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok then how long will it goes on let me know tat
1:51:18 AM Jesse: not long, 2 hours max
1:51:29 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: oh sorry...
1:51:47 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: let me know u need our services or not...
1:51:51 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tats it
1:52:00 AM Jesse: how can i tell you if i need your services if i have no idea who i am hiring?
1:52:06 AM Jesse: you have only let me ask 1 question, can we continue?
1:53:43 AM Jesse: Merlia, are you there?
1:53:47 AM Jesse: i only have a few more questions for you
1:53:50 AM Jesse: and then we can begin work and i cna get you paid
1:53:54 AM Jesse: assuming you are qualified, that is
1:55:17 AM Jesse: i have a job right now that is paying 10,000USD
1:55:40 AM Jesse: i believe in India that is equivilent to 8 billion dollars, no?
1:56:42 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok my friend...
1:56:50 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: wat kind of work let me know
1:56:56 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: may i know ur sites pls
1:57:16 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: im leaving for break now catch u in few mins
1:57:25 AM Jesse: merlia i would appreciate it if you would hurry as this is very urgent
1:57:46 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok
1:57:50 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tell me
1:58:01 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: tell me some of ur sites pls
1:58:34 AM Jesse: ok one of my sites is 2girls1cup | Daddy Must Be Proud
1:58:48 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: this is not the adult site rite
1:58:52 AM Jesse: absolutely not
1:58:52 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: or this is
1:59:07 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok
1:59:18 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: ok my friend..
1:59:24 AM merlia.p6@hotmail.com: bye bye have a nice day...
1:59:28 AM Jesse: huh?
2:09:11 AM Jesse: merlia please message me back, i think there was a misunderstanding