Insane business idea...

You've clearly not watched enough simpsons...

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I think without a license for exotic creatures that's most definitely classed as exotic animal smuggling.

I heard you have a small penis.
 


When in doubt, call Japan.

Edit: OP,Sign me up for a package of parktown prawns, please have them sent to Seattle, c/o ChrisS
 
Here in Johannesburg, we get these creepy bugs called Parktown Prawns. they are totally harmless but they make grown men freak out and run away screaming.
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I cant tell by this pic the scale of the insect. That could either be a giant 12'x12' tile it's on, making this thing enormous, or a smaller tile.. but how big is this thing?
 
We have stink bugs here and they get me angry every time I see one. Wish those things would just go away.

On a side note, you must be a huge fan of Die Antwoord, right?
 
Holy fokken prawns! Have you tried diatomaceous earth on these things? I don't see how that wouldn't kill them. Pretty much kills all bugs because it "cuts" them and dries them out. Do an experiment, if that works then sell diatomaceous earth to your people's. KILLS PRAWNS - GUARANTEED
 
FUCK THOSE FACE-EATING MONSTERS...why don't you just sell AIDs needles on the Internet while you're at it.