Hello,
I'm new, or, in the non-adjective, noun form of the word "new", I am a "newb." A big one. And if you have guessed from my aforementioned grammar nazi-ism, I'm a content writer. A big one. Literally. I'm 5'11". No, you can't have the other measurements!
To introduce me further, I am Anni, Amazonian content/copywriter woman, and in it to win it.
I live in Ohio, with my pet herb garden (I call the cilantro Toby. He's a darling.) and my extensive collection of shoes, in a very small town. I am not -from- Ohio, so feel free to mention to me at any time how insane people here are. I once saw a guy at a stop light with two donkey in the back of his pick-up truck. On leashes. So yeah, I've heard all the Ohio jokes, and have a few of my own about people from Iowa.
I enjoy things like profanity, long walks on the beach (I'm -from- Florida), writing porn content (how can someone not like it?), puppies, reading (it's what I do when I'm not reading), and various other abominations and unsafe things.
Professionally, I write for and own a few blogs, and one domain. As previously stated, I'm usually just a content creator. I've also done other fun things, like, work third shift at 7-11. And regardless of what you hear from other people, that -is- fun.
I could ramble for hours, but the chair is getting on my ass's last nerve.
Nice to meet you!
Anniboo
I'm new, or, in the non-adjective, noun form of the word "new", I am a "newb." A big one. And if you have guessed from my aforementioned grammar nazi-ism, I'm a content writer. A big one. Literally. I'm 5'11". No, you can't have the other measurements!
To introduce me further, I am Anni, Amazonian content/copywriter woman, and in it to win it.
I live in Ohio, with my pet herb garden (I call the cilantro Toby. He's a darling.) and my extensive collection of shoes, in a very small town. I am not -from- Ohio, so feel free to mention to me at any time how insane people here are. I once saw a guy at a stop light with two donkey in the back of his pick-up truck. On leashes. So yeah, I've heard all the Ohio jokes, and have a few of my own about people from Iowa.
I enjoy things like profanity, long walks on the beach (I'm -from- Florida), writing porn content (how can someone not like it?), puppies, reading (it's what I do when I'm not reading), and various other abominations and unsafe things.
Professionally, I write for and own a few blogs, and one domain. As previously stated, I'm usually just a content creator. I've also done other fun things, like, work third shift at 7-11. And regardless of what you hear from other people, that -is- fun.
I could ramble for hours, but the chair is getting on my ass's last nerve.
Nice to meet you!
Anniboo
You are intense. 
