how about we just quote the OP:
Get a job - I got one.
Sports club - I play sports once a week.
Go to the gym - had a gym membership for 2 years.
Play fps games - no thank you.
Man up - working on it every day.
I've Never Been With A Girl, Should I Pay an Escort and Be Done With It?
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Get a job - I got one.
Sports club - I play sports once a week.
Go to the gym - had a gym membership for 2 years.
Play fps games - no thank you.
Man up - working on it every day.
You're missing the actually interacting with women part.
Start going to bars/clubs etc and start talking to women. Ask them out to dates. Talk to them when you're at a bookstore.
You're probably going to suck at first and be rejected a fuckton, but you'll get better and lose your virginity at some point.
Start going to bars/clubs etc and start talking to women. Ask them out to dates. Talk to them when you're at a bookstore.
You're probably going to suck at first and be rejected a fuckton, but you'll get better and lose your virginity at some point.
You need to socialize man.
Humans weren't made to be isolated.
Go out, meet friends, stay in contact with your peers.
As for getting laid: going out will allow you to meet more girls. Are you looking for love/girlfriend or just sticking your sausage in some girl's meathole?
BTW: is this you bro?
Humans weren't made to be isolated.
Go out, meet friends, stay in contact with your peers.
As for getting laid: going out will allow you to meet more girls. Are you looking for love/girlfriend or just sticking your sausage in some girl's meathole?
BTW: is this you bro?
Gentlemen, I present the OP, he is new incarnation of our favorite attention whoring troll pewep
Can we ban this waste of cum? Or are we intentionally letting pewep back?
Even if no mod is in a generous mood, red bricks for the OP would be great.
Can we ban this waste of cum? Or are we intentionally letting pewep back?
Even if no mod is in a generous mood, red bricks for the OP would be great.
Fucking Pewep.
Even knowing this was a classic troll tread it wasn't until the teacher mom thread was right below this one and OP's user name was on both did I realize Pewep was back. Go ahead and look at the style (personalized troll) & this become crystal clear.
Welcome back peeewep. Oh ya go fuck yourself
Edit: looks like green leaves beat me to it
Even knowing this was a classic troll tread it wasn't until the teacher mom thread was right below this one and OP's user name was on both did I realize Pewep was back. Go ahead and look at the style (personalized troll) & this become crystal clear.
Welcome back peeewep. Oh ya go fuck yourself
Edit: looks like green leaves beat me to it
Seems like there's a campaign going to change that probleM. A change that could have a profound effect on the forum
I didn't even read this thread.
For the love of all that is good and holy, do not go bang a fucking hooker to lose your virginity.
Just go to Toastmasters and start interacting with people in general, and don't make it about sex. Go have a social life and work on reducing social anxiety. Use drugs like Kava Kava, alcohol, piracetam, whatever else lubricates the social game, and just go be around people. The rest will happen.
You can't put the cart before the horse. If you find a shortcut, you'll always take the shortcut and you'll never really understand what sex is. It's not banging hookers.
I'm well aware this is a troll thread, but it's a complex troll thread posing as a troll thread in an attempt to get real advice. It's on some inception shit.
For the love of all that is good and holy, do not go bang a fucking hooker to lose your virginity.
Just go to Toastmasters and start interacting with people in general, and don't make it about sex. Go have a social life and work on reducing social anxiety. Use drugs like Kava Kava, alcohol, piracetam, whatever else lubricates the social game, and just go be around people. The rest will happen.
You can't put the cart before the horse. If you find a shortcut, you'll always take the shortcut and you'll never really understand what sex is. It's not banging hookers.
I'm well aware this is a troll thread, but it's a complex troll thread posing as a troll thread in an attempt to get real advice. It's on some inception shit.
Forget women, they're nothing but trouble. Watch and learn...then start saving your pennies. These dolls aren't cheap.
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Go to a liquor store, get a tall can of Heinekan, drink it, go inside the club, and go with the flow, just don't hit on other guy's gf's, or you will be rolling with the punches.
Also just dance by yourself, and see if any chicks you can single out and start dancing behind them, fuck it.
Also just dance by yourself, and see if any chicks you can single out and start dancing behind them, fuck it.
Put a map of the world on your wall, throw a dart at it, and goto wherever it lands. No planning allowed. Just pack a quick bag of clothes, your laptop, and go.
You need some adventure. I did that type of thing lots when I was younger, but in my 30s now, so I guess I'm all adventured out. Apparently, I have to wait for my mid-life crisis, and I'll start doing stupid shit again.
You need some adventure. I did that type of thing lots when I was younger, but in my 30s now, so I guess I'm all adventured out. Apparently, I have to wait for my mid-life crisis, and I'll start doing stupid shit again.
was about to flame op until i noticed he actually spelled out "in before" and is therefore definitely trolling
My best friend was a virgin until we were 27 or 28. He ended up hooking up with our other friend's wife's slutty friend after we all went out to a bar. That was a few years ago. Now he pretty much has a harem he assembled with the help of POF, OKcupid, Match.
He's not a looker, prematurely balding, has a disability, and lives with his parents after going back to school. He works seasonal part-time menial jobs. But he's out there getting "dates" constantly. Personally, I think he spends too much (buys dinner for sluts he shouldn't, for example) on them, but I think he's doing better than paying for hookers at this point. Some of us used to joke that we were going to buy him a hooker at some point (and make it seem like she wasn't really a pro), but he did alright on his own.
(Yes, I am aware of troll)
He's not a looker, prematurely balding, has a disability, and lives with his parents after going back to school. He works seasonal part-time menial jobs. But he's out there getting "dates" constantly. Personally, I think he spends too much (buys dinner for sluts he shouldn't, for example) on them, but I think he's doing better than paying for hookers at this point. Some of us used to joke that we were going to buy him a hooker at some point (and make it seem like she wasn't really a pro), but he did alright on his own.
(Yes, I am aware of troll)
Babe Ruth's lifetime batting average was .342. One of the greatest hitters in history failed far more than he succeeded. But he stepped up to the plate and he took his swings and great things happened. Moral of the story, you need to see more pitches and you'll be fine.
Sup Pewep.
Sup Pewep.