I've Never Been With A Girl, Should I Pay an Escort and Be Done With It?

You don't want it enough.

You want video games, the internet, etc MORE.

Also you're too afraid to make it happen.

Until you take the first step, it's never going to happen, and you'll be stuck in that mentality.

Women are a numbers game, it's bound you will get laid no matter how much you suck at it.

But it will never happen if you sit back and post threads on WF like this one.

Or hire escorts, etc.

You're going to just regret that.

Oh and pro tip:

$100/escort, very, very bad idea. I don't give a shit, all the photos you see online are bullshit. 90% of the time it's rare the photos match the girl. Even agency's don't care, and like 1% of them actually have real women, but the catch is there's usually only 4-5 to choose from. The rest of these escorts you see online, CL, backpage, etc. are the grossest women you'll ever meet.

Just don't. If you're serious go to Vegas, and hit up that one Escort place that's LEGAL. Spend $$$, don't skimp out on a cheap hooker you find online. (Sigh, I've read too many edu's on this from people, lol)

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Man, you can be the WORST talker, look like shit, etc, etc. But if you TRY...

You WILL find a woman that will be cool with you.

Some women love guys who don't know how to do shit, who are nervous, etc.

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So..

It's on YOU.

You can be a sick cunt!

Or a sad faggot.

Choose your path.

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Also not sure if roll bread, don't care, plenty of virgin webmasters on here are going to read this.
 


It scares me how much you desparate faggots know about the process of hiring prostitutes.

And yeah, "women" are a numbers game for complete fucking retards. "I suck so bad that I just have to ask out 200 and I eventually score one."

How about raising your value as a desirable male and then YOU being the selector instead of being at the whim of 200 slut bar flies?

When did we get such a pussification of the American Male? Find the highest value female and go for it. Yes, game theory this and that, and better chance for pussy if I go after the 2nd in command, blah blah. Yeah, back down and accept a compromise.

What the actual fuck.
 
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A landmark study published last Thursday in the Australian Journal of Science, Medicine, and Arachnology, proves once and for all, that OP is indeed a faggot. The results of the six month long study, while having only been released a few days ago, have already gained widespread acceptance among the scientific community. According to researchers, the study went into great depths and utilized a wide variety of research methods. "We did everything from genetic analysis, to behavioral analysis, to even interviewing the OP's family and friends. All of our collected data points to the same conclusion. That OP is a faggot." said Professor Biggblac Cockenstein. "In one particular experiment, we sneaked into the OP's home and replaced the hotdogs in his fridge with dildos. Upon returning home, OP proceeded to put the dildos between his buns. And I don't mean hotdog buns."

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Unarmed Gunman said:
Babe Ruth's lifetime batting average was .342. One of the greatest hitters in history failed far more than he succeeded. But he stepped up to the plate and he took his swings and great things happened. Moral of the story, you need to see more pitches and you'll be fine.

Sup Pewep.
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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gsa7FLO8FZA]A Message for Pewep - YouTube[/ame]
 
thehobbster said:
I'm well aware this is a troll thread, but it's a complex troll thread posing as a troll thread in an attempt to get real advice. It's on some inception shit.
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I've known a few people that fit the OP's profile, I'd suspect there's also quite a few posting here. I've been in a few bars and honestly I don't know that churning through higher numbers is going to increase anything other than a higher probability of STDs.

OP, Listen to thehobbster.
 
thehobbster said:
How about raising your value as a desirable male and then YOU being the selector instead of being at the whim of 200 slut bar flies?
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This. Like op will suddenly be overwhelmed with confidence enough to go out randomly asking 200 women he's never encountered to have sex with him, hoping it works out like an exam in math class.

Also kioppa matt made a good point, pack up and go travel for a few months in europe if you blame your area for shit not happening to you, ya never know.
 
I don't know. A lot of people have these kinda problem, more than you might guess probably. The only thing that makes a troll plausible is the fact, that you must have major balls to post for this kind of advice on wickedfire...but if you have enough balls, you probably wouldn't be a virgin.

Ontopic: I know someone who lost his virginity to a virgin at the age of 26 and a couple of years later, he found himself a girl...homely, but he's happy as far as i can tell. Not a route i would choose, but everyone has different ideas and standards.
 
thehobbster said:
It scares me how much you desparate faggots know about the process of hiring prostitutes.

And yeah, "women" are a numbers game for complete fucking retards. "I suck so bad that I just have to ask out 200 and I eventually score one."

How about raising your value as a desirable male and then YOU being the selector instead of being at the whim of 200 slut bar flies?

When did we get such a pussification of the American Male? Find the highest value female and go for it. Yes, game theory this and that, and better chance for pussy if I go after the 2nd in command, blah blah. Yeah, back down and accept a compromise.

What the actual fuck.
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Work out, learn how to dress well in a classic masculine way, have some ambition, do some social activity, that will get everyone laid at one point or the other. The pussification of the american male began when men had their paychecks confiscated and given to women, thus replacing them as providers and protecters by the state.
 
James_Clarke said:
I'm in my mid-twenties, never had a girlfriend and never kissed a girl.
All my teen years I was more into PC games, never went clubbing and was awkward around girls.

At present I work from home, almost never go outside unless I have to (walk with my dog or shopping).
I'm in this comfort zone where I don't really feel I want a girlfriend right now, I have MFC and HD torrents for all my needs.

I'm getting worried that as years go by I will never get out of this comfort zone.
I found this local escorts forum where men review escorts, found this girl (with real pics) that takes $100 for 40 minutes and I'm seriously considering to visit her in hope that this experience will change my mindset, encourage me to go out and change my lifestyle.

Right now I'm considering the pros and cons of this move.
Will this experience help me get out of my comfort zone and start chasing real women?

Or will it fuck me up even more, damage my perception of women?

In before I'm neg reped for being a beta.
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No, save it for marriage.
 
Meh, was hesitant to post in a troll thread, but since I have been in a similar position to OP in the past and I know a lot of people who read this forum are in a similar position, I thought I would share some tips that helped me re: socialization, social anxiety, not giving a fuck anymore etc.

I don't know where you live, but this works if you live in a major urban area.

Buy some homeless people some food.
Let's be real - to do anything in life, you need money, so I assume you have some coming in.

Take out $25 per week from your budget, go out, find a homeless person, buy them some food, and have a conversation with them. ($5 per day x 5 days per week - don't blow $25 on a single person but you probably assumed that) You can do this in a variety of ways. In Toronto, where I'm from, the "beggars" are always sitting outside in an area where there are stores like Subway, McDonalds, Tim Hortons, etc. Just go up to them and be like, "Yo chief, you want a $5 footlong?" or something like that. Most will say yes. Buy them a sub, get yourself a coffee or something like that, and then start having a conversation with them. More often than not, they need someone to talk to just as much as you do, so keeping a conversation going isn't that difficult. Make a goal to learn 3 unique things about them, or make a goal to tell them a story about yourself, etc. Just keep on doing this to develop your skills, comfort level around others, etc.

Worst case scenario, they say no. Whopty fuckin' doo.

$25 per week is really pocket change to you (it should be) but you can use it to
a) help someone else out who needs it more than you
b) improve your social skills
c) improve your confidence
d) feel better about yourself
e) learn empathy and how to understand other peoples needs
f) learn not to be a heartless prick (at least in my case)

Design little "missions" like this that not only helps other people, but also helps yourself get out there, develop your skills, push you out of your comfort zone, etc.

If you do shit like this and, you know, actually better yourself as a person, pussy no longer becomes an issue. I know this because I went through it myself.

If your goal is to go out and get pussy, you may get pussy, but that's it and before long you will see that it's a waste of time and realize that you are, in fact, a faggot.

If you turn yourself into an epic man, someone who walks in a room and the ladies panties get wet automatically just because of who you are, what you do, and the way you hold yourself, pussy will come to you and a whole plethora of other opportunities (pussy and non pussy related) will come into your life.

Shortcuts = fail.
Do the hard work and focus on the big picture now, and shit like getting laid will be an afterthought and rather easy.

But, since this is a troll thread and you are posting, looking for answers instead of figuring this shit out for yourself, you are probably a faggot already.
 
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JohnCJackson said:
"Yo chief, you want a $5 footlong?"
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I'd probably avoid that, but the rest makes sense.
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Don't do this in downtown Vancouver. When you ask them if they'd like something to eat, you'll get responses like, "no, I'm not really hungry. i could use a double latte with whip cream, a little cinnamon, and chocolate sprinkles though".

And I'm such an idiot, I actually got it for her.
 
Stop watching porn.

This shit is becoming an epidemic. Masturbation and porn is a massive waste of time. And it'll rewire your brain to seek out PMO instead of real women. I don't have a problem with anyone watching porn - but I think that guys, specifically in your age group and younger need to understand the potential damage it's doing. You've probably watched 100,000 hardcore videos and never been with a girl - it's fucking up the wiring in your brain.

Watch this...

[ame="www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU"]The Great Porn Experiment: Gary Wilson at TEDxGlasgow - YouTube[/ame]

Then go here...

Your Brain On Porn | Evolution has not prepared your brain for today's Internet porn

And then do this...

NoFap: Partake in the ultimate challenge

Seriously, give yourself no other outlet. It won't be long before you're highly motivated to approach real women. And I wouldn't pay for it man. It's your call but you'll have to own the fact that you lost your virginity to a hooker for the rest of your life - I'd imagine that could wreak serious havoc on your self-esteem.
 
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I been to many clubs, I have seen so many single guys dancing by themselves at the club, and dancing like idiots but are very confident. I suggest you go to a club that is generally packed, and you have no choice but to deal with chicks who are very up close, do that a few times, you will be fine. I remember just going up to random chicks, and see if you want to dance, they said NO, I kept on moving and hustling to the next one and grinding them who gives a fuck. There are so many whores that are drunk, that are dancing like retards and are down for whatever its beyond funny.

Honestly, you don't really have to talk, just stand there with a glass of scotch, if its johnny walker scotch, you automatically feel confident, trust it.
 
I agree with the No Porn advice. In addition, giving up porn will increase the size of your penis and bank accounts. Known fact.
 
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