Jewish Santa

[Jon]

A Jewish Santa came down a chimney and said:

Anyone want to buy a present?

:smilie_weihn_winki:

Merry Xmas and happy holidays.

 

[iPwnNoobs]

xmas was last week?


...............im just sayin

 

[papajohn56]

you mean Hanukkah Harry?

 

[Jon]

Yeah, but I wasn't around so I wanted to send my happy holidays wishes now.. Is that okay with you fuckface?

 

[Dullspace]

Will you be attending the Western Affiliate Summit?

 

[papajohn56]

Will you be attending the Western Affiliate Summit?

is that like, a conference for affiliates in the western wear retail world

 

[Jon]

Will you be attending the Western Affiliate Summit?

No sir.

 

[FTC-Hater]

Will you be attending the Western Affiliate Summit?

Yes I will. Thank you for asking.

You may join me in this new drinking game also.

 

[cryptix]

is that like, a conference for affiliates in the western wear retail world

No,no... Its the annual conference for the Fleshlight Power Sellers. Those who push mad dick-stroker-units, known as DSU's within their community, per day.

oh, im just kidding Shawn.

 

[lemon116]

Jewish pedo bear

 

[makethatgreen]

 

[Mike]

A Jewish Santa came down a chimney and said:

Anyone want to buy a present?

:smilie_weihn_winki:

Merry Xmas and happy holidays.

Ahahahaha!! I see what you did there Made me LOL IRL

:xmas-smiley-010:

 

[UnripeArbiter]

This thread is so Jewish.

Everyone knows Santa is secular.

 

[sumitdhawan09]

Hello friend,

I thought Jew no believe Santa like no believe Jesus or Vishnu.

Good luck bro

 

[sgtryan]

I vote ban

 

[Making Money]

Yeah, but I wasn't around so I wanted to send my happy holidays wishes now.. Is that okay with you fuckface?

LMAO, I almost spit my water everywhere. BTW, I sent you a pm, please reply back if you can :1zhelp:

 

[TFLNetwork]

LMAO, I almost spit my water everywhere. BTW, I sent you a pm, please reply back if you can :1zhelp:

Who else finds this post HIL-FUCKIN-ARIOUS??

 

[John rife]

Good luck? For what? And oh yea, Santa is real, who put that porn in my stocking otherwise?

Originally Posted by Jon
No Sir.

Well that's new, your calling him sir.

 

[bloggerden]

lol jewish santa. Come on, we all know Santa's agnostic

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Q - What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A - He breaks his nose.

Thank you, thank you - I'm here all night folks.