Jewish Santa

[AdHustler]

Q - What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A - He breaks his nose.

Thank you, thank you - I'm here all night folks.

LOLZERS

 

[PhillipMarlow]

Jewish wimmins...NOM...wait, what were we talking about???

 

[UnripeArbiter]

Q - What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
A - He breaks his nose.

Thank you, thank you - I'm here all night folks.

What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose.

I'm here all night folks.

If I go to your show is that the only joke I'm going to hear all night?

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

If I go to your show is that the only joke I'm going to hear all night?

Well the only other jewish joke I know is wrong on so many levels:

Q - What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A - A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

...so yes, that would be the only one you'll hear.

 

[UnripeArbiter]

...so yes, that would be the only one you'll hear.

On second thought, maybe that's a good thing.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Of all people, I think I heard Michael Richards tell that one.

 

[SurferJoe]

How was copper wire invented?



Two jews found the same penny

I'm jewish I can make that joke

 

[UnripeArbiter]

Of all people, I think I heard Michael Richards tell that one.

That makes sense, lol.

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Good one! ^