Jon Killed My WickedFire Internet Connection

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I recently posted something that Jon didn't like in a recent thread about "search engine/ google exploit" or something like that.

And as a result, Jon has punished me by giving the slowest server connection to WF every time I try to login to my account here.

Everytime I try to login to my WF account, my internet connection slows down to a ... ..c.r..a...w..l

I end up receiving error messages "the server is busy please try again later"

It's nice to know Jon handles a light- hearted criticism well (I compared him to the character in "Big Fish")

And my ability to login and post here has been slowed down to a ccc...r....a...ww..l ever since/

Whether this is being done based on my ip address or if it's temporary or permanent, I don't know. I only know that I am being punished for daring to criticize Jon one time.
 


jon also made it so porn sites pop up on my computer all the time. horrible, anal tearing porno.
 
aim said:
It probably wasn't intentional. I get errors here all the time... page cannot be found, page cannot load, etc... I'm not really sure why. I hit refresh about 5x and it usually comes up.
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Well obviously you pissed him off too.
 
Didn't you know Jon is also responsible for Tsunamis, Earthquakes, and all the other evils of the world? So, stay on his good side or else you're house might wash away in a flood, and your crops will get eaten by locusts.

Jon rides a pale horse.
 
SEO_Mike said:
Didn't you know Jon is also responsible for Tsunamis, Earthquakes, and all the other evils of the world? So, stay on his good side or else you're house might wash away in a flood, and your crops will get eaten by locusts.

Jon rides a pale horse.
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hahahahahhaha :xomunch: :xomunch: :banana_sml:
 
Just to give you an idea of how sllllloooowwww my connection to WF has actually gotten, it takes me 20 MINUTES to complete one post here (where as before I could make 1 post in less than 10 seconds)

I also have to put up with error messages out the wazoo just to get through the whole process of login -> navigate to thread -> make a post now takes me 20 MINUTES to complete.

I suspect Jon has done this to others who dare question his credentials or even criticize him in a friendly way. You all know who I am talking about... BYA BlastYourAss (Mo) hasn't been seen or heard of here for a long time.

Guess what, he didn't get banned, he just got the dreaded SLOW treatment (the same fate that has befallen me) and he just decided he wasn't going to bother coming back.

I know Jon wants me to leave this forum as well because (how dare I make a valid criticism of him) and now you all know what a tyrant he can be behind the scenes in the shadows where no one is looking.

Just kill off my account once and for all and BAN me, that would have been the legit thing to do, Jon, you coward.

PS: My internet connection is not any slower or faster than it was before, only my WF connection has slowed when I try to login and post.
 
Stop being a fucking tool ;)

Seriously, I doubt Jon can give you a slow connection. Yes, I know there are vBulletin addons that can do that, but from looking at the backend it doesn't appear that we have them. So, check with your ISP.
 
toolohen said:
Just to give you an idea of how sllllloooowwww my connection to WF has actually gotten, it takes me 20 MINUTES to complete one post here (where as before I could make 1 post in less than 10 seconds)

I also have to put up with error messages out the wazoo just to get through the whole process of login -> navigate to thread -> make a post now takes me 20 MINUTES to complete.

I suspect Jon has done this to others who dare question his credentials or even criticize him in a friendly way. You all know who I am talking about... BYA BlastYourAss (Mo) hasn't been seen or heard of here for a long time.

Guess what, he didn't get banned, he just got the dreaded SLOW treatment (the same fate that has befallen me) and he just decided he wasn't going to bother coming back.

I know Jon wants me to leave this forum as well because (how dare I make a valid criticism of him) and now you all know what a tyrant he can be behind the scenes in the shadows where no one is looking.

Just kill off my account once and for all and BAN me, that would have been the legit thing to do, Jon, you coward.

PS: My internet connection is not any slower or faster than it was before, only my WF connection has slowed when I try to login and post.
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Seriously, why the fuck would you still be posting here? It just makes you look like an idiot.

"Come on man, stop being a coward and ban me!" <-- What the fuck is that? Why not just walk away without being banned? Then you can't join the "I was banned by Wickedfire" club on DP?

Stop being a little bitch and spending 20 minutes to get your fuckin nag posted. Obviously you want to be here more than most people. If it took me 20 minutes to post, I would go do something more productive with my time. If you're so desperate to be here, you shouldn't have so much disrespect for the one person who has the final say about whether you stay or go.

Grow up... And I'm pretty sure that you're the douchebag.
 
You keep posting shit after shit after shit. I wouldn't be surprised if you were really cursed with "slow".
 
dude wickedfire is fucked up for all of us.

I keep getting timeouts, images aren't loading(instead i get teh alt text bullshit) i keep getting page not found errors...It may just be firefox i'm really not sure. wf seems to work sometimes than suddenly not. The rest of the web seems to be fine though.

btw don't ever piss me off, i'll fuck up your interweb pipes to :)
 
You would think fixing the forums would be the #1 priority in whatever business plan jon has. Is anything being done?
 
Jon already told quit complaining ..all complainers... so live with it people....

EDIT : Although i do agree with Wesley.
 
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Transplant said:
LOL.....I have no idea why this was so funny, but it gave me my first good laugh of the day.
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LOL me too. i have no idea why it's funny, but it sure is.

Tool- if you want to get banned do something that will get you banned. Post scat, that seemed to work for the last guy. (j/K I am in NO way advocating scat posting:repuke: just a way to get you banned quicker :D ).
 
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