Jon, please help me decipher what this clown is saying

Maybe if you ask 3 or 4 more times someone will be nice enough to show you how to right click, view image in new tab and then you could read her name in the image file URL?

Despite the sarcasm, you made my day 10x better. I now have a new broad to hang on the ceiling above my bed.
 


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I was going to.. but then this caught my attention... So.. as soon as she's done, I'll translate the Hebrew into English for ya. Or did you want it in Jive?

You speak Jive? Shiiiiieeet, I'll bust out my urban dictionary.