Jons Contest Sucked Dick - Win $200 Here *WINNERS ANNOUNCED*
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Simple when he was fat his hair was spread out so it looked like he was less hairy. Now that he is skinnier more hair in smaller space and so he looks like he gained more hair.
Ok. I mean that theory might fly if he was ten times bigger, but do you see just how much FUCKING HAIR that guy has now. I mean he's covered in it, and when he was over 400 pounds there was just that chest hair you could really notice. Also I think body hair proliferates more in fat people generally as well.
Come to think of it I don't even know if your response was serious or just a humorous theory. Doesn't matter though, that picture is fucking hilarious still right? Hahah
I am still wondering where all that extra skin went from being fat. Either he got some skin removal surgery or he is tucking that loose skin up his ass.
Is that an effect of watching "Johnny English" recently??!! "That" is missing if Yes.
I had like a hangover on top of a hangover all weekend.
Alright it's WINNER TIME!
There were so many good ones that it was crazy hard to narrow these down. If you don't agree with these picks I understand...but you can still blow me.
Here are the Winners in order of awesomeness...
4th Place: bluerap $25
Nostalgic plus blunt crotch trauma = pure win.
3rd Place: elucidex $25
Fucking hilarious plus extra points for advertising subject matter.
2nd Place: twofold $50
This picture perfectly illustrates all that is wrong with America.
**FIRST PLACE GRAND PRIZE**: tainted $100 (plus more from Jon if he's paying attention)
HOLY SHIT THIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME GODDAMN
Ok dudes...send me your paypal emails via PM.
There were so many good ones that it was crazy hard to narrow these down. If you don't agree with these picks I understand...but you can still blow me.
Here are the Winners in order of awesomeness...
4th Place: bluerap $25
Nostalgic plus blunt crotch trauma = pure win.
3rd Place: elucidex $25
Fucking hilarious plus extra points for advertising subject matter.
2nd Place: twofold $50
This picture perfectly illustrates all that is wrong with America.
**FIRST PLACE GRAND PRIZE**: tainted $100 (plus more from Jon if he's paying attention)
HOLY SHIT THIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME GODDAMN
Ok dudes...send me your paypal emails via PM.
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BTW I just went back through and noticed that tainted posted two pics. YOU FUCKING TARD GODAMN!
Oh well he still wins the monies from me...but I vote that Jon gives the extra hundred to someone else.
I know it's your contest and you pick the winner and all - I'm not arguing with that - I was hoping you could do one thing tho and explain to me the funny part of tainted's picture...
I read it twice and I missed it both times - I thought a lot of the submissions were good but I'm not getting this one and I'd like to
thanks!
While I might not have thought it the funniest in the thread (I'm one of those sick bastards that thought the suicide dog jumper was funny as hell ) I have to admit I loled about the "oh what the fuck is this shit narwhal murdering bastard"
EDIT: Jesus, I better watch my back, PETAs totally coming after my ass.
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