Newbies are picked on here for a very good reason, its necessary to weed out the weekend warrior types who ask their questions and learn about the business but never give anything back. The kind of person who embraces this abuse and snickers at twirling penises is the kind of person who will grow into a valuable and contributing member.
Also, no one respects a woman who doesnt show everyone her tits, but that's just a fact of life you'll need to deal with.