LOL at your Analytics. Target knows if your pregnant before you do..

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"For decades, Target has collected vast amounts of data on every person who regularly walks into one of its stores. Now the NY Times Magazine reports on how companies like Target identify those unique moments in consumers' lives when their shopping habits become particularly flexible and the right advertisement or coupon can cause them to begin spending in new ways. Among life events, none are more important than the arrival of a baby, and new parents are a retailer's holy grail.

In 2002, marketers at Target asked statisticians to answer an odd question: 'If we wanted to figure out if a customer is pregnant, even if she didn't want us to know, can you do that?' Specifically, the marketers said they wanted to send specially designed ads to women in their second trimester, which is when most expectant mothers begin buying all sorts of new things, like prenatal vitamins and maternity clothing. 'We knew that if we could identify them in their second trimester, there's a good chance we could capture them for years,' says statistician Andrew Pole. 'As soon as we get them buying diapers from us, they're going to start buying everything else too.' As Pole's computers crawled through the data, he was able to identify about 25 products that, when analyzed together, allowed him to assign each shopper a 'pregnancy prediction' score and he soon had a list of tens of thousands of women who were most likely pregnant.

About a year after Pole created his pregnancy-prediction model, a man walked into a Target outside Minneapolis and demanded to see the manager. He was clutching coupons that had been sent to his daughter, and he was angry. 'My daughter got this in the mail!' he said. 'She's still in high school, and you're sending her coupons for baby clothes and cribs? Are you trying to encourage her to get pregnant?' The manager apologized and then called a few days later to apologize again but the father was somewhat abashed. 'It turns out there's been some activities in my house I haven't been completely aware of. She's due in August. I owe you an apology.'"

Could Target Sell Its 'Pregnancy Prediction Score'? - Forbes
 


The father is still a moron for apologizing to them.

Not surprising one bit... But I still don't see Target jumping way ahead of WalMart and other competition.
 
That's scary shit. Especially when you consider the amount of information Google has on our search and email habits.
 
That's scary shit. Especially when you consider the amount of information Google has on our search and email habits.
That pregnancy prediction code was written 10 years ago. Too late to be scared.

Google knows your typing pattern, the word structure you search with, and that you surf porn from the basement PC after 11pm but never on the coffeeshop wifi.
Facebook tracks you across every website with a "Like" button, doesn't matter if you're logged in to FB. Every click you ever made since it launched is archived for future datamining, including that you spend a lot of time on your wife's best friend's pictures this month. It suggested that weird guy from high school to your friends list because he searched for your last name.
 
That pregnancy prediction code was written 10 years ago. Too late to be scared.

Google knows your typing pattern, the word structure you search with, and that you surf porn from the basement PC after 11pm but never on the coffeeshop wifi.
Facebook tracks you across every website with a "Like" button, doesn't matter if you're logged in to FB. Every click you ever made since it launched is archived for future datamining, including that you spend a lot of time on your wife's best friend's pictures this month. It suggested that weird guy from high school to your friends list because he searched for your last name.

How do you click a 'Like' button without being logged into Facebook? This is new news to me...
 
As a marketer this pleases me.

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But, as a possibly pregnant man I'm a little terrified.
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That pregnancy prediction code was written 10 years ago. Too late to be scared.

Google knows your typing pattern, the word structure you search with, and that you surf porn from the basement PC after 11pm but never on the coffeeshop wifi.
Facebook tracks you across every website with a "Like" button, doesn't matter if you're logged in to FB. Every click you ever made since it launched is archived for future datamining, including that you spend a lot of time on your wife's best friend's pictures this month. It suggested that weird guy from high school to your friends list because he searched for your last name.

god damn... last time i logged into FB was like 4 months ago, and now you're telling me it tracked me all the while... got to go log out....
 
"It turns out there's been some activities in my house I haven't been completely aware of." trololol
he was convinced dude was pulling out
 
I am a little confused about this whole thing...

How can Target predict your shit, when Target doesn't keep track of customers buying habits like a normal grocery store does (with one of those frequent flyer cards). I know that after we setup the baby registry at Target, we got a bunch of coupons and shit, but nothing every before that, or in a surprising manner. Perhaps I am just confused as to what this all means...?

Are they just taking a guess and sending EVERYONE baby item coupons, because at one time or another, everyone knows someone that is having a baby, and maybe they are hoping that these people are either pregnant, or they will give the coupon to someone who they know is pregnant... I can't tell you how many coupons and shit we got from our friends and family that they received in the mail from Target...
 
I am a little confused about this whole thing...

How can Target predict your shit, when Target doesn't keep track of customers buying habits like a normal grocery store does (with one of those frequent flyer cards).

Target does have a rewards/credit card. They can also of course look at people's buying habits on their website.
 
Hmm, I don't have their credit card, nor do I shop online...

I dunno, just seems like this isn't possible for buyers like me or for buyers who only pay in cash...

EDIT: Reading an article on Yahoo about this, it seems as though they keep track of every credit card used in their stores, not just Target Credit Cards. Target recently began offering Katalina coupons (the coupons that print out right at the register) and I always wondered how they were able to give us baby items when all we bought was peanut butter, bread, and some ground beef... I guess when I used my credit card, I was in their database and it matched it up from previous purchases.

Good job Target, you've scared the shit out of half of the United States
 
Of course it isn't possible for buyers that pay in cash or don't have a membership of some kind with them... But don't underestimate the vast numbers of people that do in the USA... People here are born and bred to think of credit and store cards like free candy!
 
I dunno, just seems like this isn't possible for buyers like me or for buyers who only pay in cash...

Oh it wouldn't be, but a lot of their shoppers probably have the card as it gets you 5% off and they try to sign people up for it at the register.
 
Of course it isn't possible for buyers that pay in cash or don't have a membership of some kind with them... But don't underestimate the vast numbers of people that do in the USA... People here are born and bred to think of credit and store cards like free candy!

This is true, it AMAZES me how many people give into the "Save 15% on this purchase and 5% on every purchase there after simply by signing up to our 200% Interest credit card."
 
Oh it wouldn't be, but a lot of their shoppers probably have the card as it gets you 5% off and they try to sign people up for it at the register.

Yeah, I hear you.

I'd be interesting in seeing the numbers of the people who have signed up for one of these credit cards, with every intent of paying it off before they get the interest charge to save the 15% (or whatever the store offers) but then forget about it or don't have the money and end up racking up the credit card even more.