Looking for a partner...

I am also looking for a partner.

I'm male, single, erect and looking for a handsome man who will fulfil my wildest dreams. Send me a PM if you're interested <3
 


I don't want to be greedy but I'll make you an offer, 99% of your company for $1.00. I also want a 90% royalty right off the top for life. Oh, and I'll also be firing you for being a dumbass. I hope you'll understand.

Please do let me know.