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notwayne

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Over the last year, I've spent significant time learning about the endocrine system to improve my training efforts even further. The results are ridiculous. I have half a dozen Notebooks full of valuable information.

Want to

Gain 15 pounds of muscle?
Lose 30 pounds of fat?
Both at the same time?
Run a marathon?
Perform a slam dunk?
Excel at the combine?

I have a program for that. Nutrition. Exercise. No more than 2 hours over the course of four weeks in the gym is all it takes.

Don't want to believe? Give it a try. I'll be your personal trainer for ten days.

I'm looking for someone to take care of the marketing side of the business. If you see value in any of this and have some kind of track record, message me on Skype.


No hard drugs involved. No steroids. No hgh (somatotropin)


Feel free to ask questions
 


I fucks with white bitches... they're cool peoples... I wanted to prank this white chick that i've been messing with for 6 months. I went to her crib before she got off from work. I told her Mom about the prank. I was like, i have this strap on, i am gonna put it on and fuck you with it doggystyle in the living room, when your daughter walk in, she's gonna be mad as fuck. That's when i gonna show her, i wasnt really fucking you. It's just a strap....

She was cool with it. So i started fucking her Mom with the strap on, my girl walked in and saw us on the couch and started throwing anything she could find at us. I was like, look baby, it's a strap on, i am not really fucking her. She was like, yall got me good. We all started laughing..
 
notwayne said:
Gain 15 pounds of muscle?
Lose 30 pounds of fat?
Both at the same time?
Click to expand...

Do you even lift bro? I'd reword this part of your pitch if you want to be taken seriously. This is not possible. Even "newbie gains" can't approach anything near this while losing fat at the same time - it's physiologically impossible.
 
notwayne said:
Want to

Gain 15 pounds of muscle?
Lose 30 pounds of fat?
Both at the same time?
Run a marathon?
Perform a slam dunk?
Excel at the combine?
Click to expand...

I think this guy is trying to sling us some garcinia and deer antler
 
so i know someone who created an instagram of themselves training - gained a huge following - then promoted an ebook of what they do and sold it for 40

they did over 1 million this year so far... why didn't you just do this?
 
Because I'm not interested in posting pictures of myself on the Internet. And because i don't do marketing. If someone wants it I'll write them a product. Money is not my primary motivation.
 
And because i don't have before after pictures of me being out of shape because that's not the case.
 
she was never out of shape... but people follow IN SHAPE people for MOTIVATION and TIPS

after they follow your guide they even do all the marketing for you... by posting their shitty before and afters

if you want i will post daily pics that you send me on an instagram and post inspirational messages for 70% you just send me pics for 30%

i'll even make some food and post the recipes so thats one less thing... just send me some gym selfies from cell phone
 
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