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I know what you do and I'm bring dismissive for a reason. Crawl out of your ass and you might see it. I'm not wayne
 


The attitude helps weed out the retards who get easily offended. The narcissists. The time wasters. All the garbage that doesn't deserve to exist. Your welcome
 
The attitude helps weed out the retards who get easily offended. The narcissists. The time wasters. All the garbage that doesn't deserve to exist. Your welcome

Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take 'em to Harlem. I don't care. Don't make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won't even take spooks. Don't make no difference to me.

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How is this different from the butt loads of proven programs that bodybuilding has that promise you to go from James McAvoy to Dwayne Johnson in 4-12 weeks?
 
The best and easiest way:
You need a magic liquid called "Testosterone"
12 months - 3 cycles, you won't be as big as Dwayne Johnson but let's just say you will certainly not be disappointed by your gains.
However, only downside is there's a big chance your junk won't work on and off through this one year, you'll also have bouts of depression and suicidal tendencies. (happens to everyone, can't NOT happen to you.)

Relatively, in the long run, if done right it is safe.
However, these are hormones you're messing with, so I don't know how far the previous sentence holds true.

IMO, This is your only way to get buffed up real quick. Steroids. (And again, don't think steroids are magical pills that you pop and start looking like hulk hogan immediately. You're going to have to work hard even with steroids, (Like work harder than you usually would to maximise the gains while on steroids). That is your only chance in this world to bulk up, and quick!
 
The best and easiest way:
You need a magic liquid called "Testosterone"
12 months - 3 cycles, you won't be as big as Dwayne Johnson but let's just say you will certainly not be disappointed by your gains.
However, only downside is there's a big chance your junk won't work on and off through this one year, you'll also have bouts of depression and suicidal tendencies. (happens to everyone, can't NOT happen to you.)

Relatively, in the long run, if done right it is safe.
However, these are hormones you're messing with, so I don't know how far the previous sentence holds true.

IMO, This is your only way to get buffed up real quick. Steroids. (And again, don't think steroids are magical pills that you pop and start looking like hulk hogan immediately. You're going to have to work hard even with steroids, (Like work harder than you usually would to maximise the gains while on steroids). That is your only chance in this world to bulk up, and quick!

So I get jacked, but get some suicidal thoughts, depression and dick issues.

Right now it's just the last 3 without the unfair advantage, might as well hop on board.

PS - roids just increase the recovery of your muscles by 10x. You still have to spend more time in the gym each week than anyone here does each month. Gluck neckbeardbros.