Making vBulletin happy.

[Mike]

Hello SEO_Mike it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

Fuck you! I posted.

 

[EricVonDoobie]

I have that shit installed on one of my forums and people fucking hate it, but it also works.

 

[Jizzlobber]

Do not fuck with teh vBulletin, mang.

 

[AustinP]

Thats Ok. There are some webastards that customize those messages and make it sentimental and shit. I used to be at a gaming forum for hardcore fucktards where once in a while vb would come up to my inbox and say "Hey AustinP, we have been missing you for a while. Other Members are asking where you are and why you have not been talking to them". Fuck that shit. It was too gay for me.

 

[zany zoroaster]

^^ bro, wanna go for a milkshake sometime?

 

[faceblogger]

This vB feature should be fed with more artificial intelligence

 

[Falian]

Maybe it would convert better if they knew your most active forum and included a few recent threads, saying "These may be relevant to ur interests".

 

[AustinP]

^^ bro, wanna go for a milkshake sometime?

Sure. You shake me till my milk cums out.