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Bah! That picture gives you nothing as a comparison point. Other than the description, it just looks like a short stubby candy cane.

I think this is a case for the people at Pimp That Snack

And ChrisS, you should get an emofringe... watch the jailbait try to get your pants off then. It'll be that you have to beat em off with a stick, or beat off your stick to em, or something.
 
Is that a candy cane in my pocket or am I happy to see you?

Fuck, I got one of those at the Coachella music festival. Walking through the crowd with a glow stick in my pocket and this tiny little cutie walks up to me and says "is that a glowstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? teehee". I was dumbfounded, all I could muster was "I'm always happy to see a cute girl", and walked away, because at that moment I was trying to find my girlfriend in the crowd. That shit doesn't happen when you're single, at least not to me.

LoLs at Patty, no doubt.
 
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