And ChrisS, you should get an emofringe... watch the jailbait try to get your pants off then. It'll be that you have to beat em off with a stick, or beat off your stick to em, or something.
Fuck, I got one of those at the Coachella music festival. Walking through the crowd with a glow stick in my pocket and this tiny little cutie walks up to me and says "is that a glowstick in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? teehee". I was dumbfounded, all I could muster was "I'm always happy to see a cute girl", and walked away, because at that moment I was trying to find my girlfriend in the crowd. That shit doesn't happen when you're single, at least not to me.