Mark Cuban doing AMA
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I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you. I know for a fact you don't lift either you little bitch. I lift 25 hours a day just to crush little faggots like you.
Word, I don't care how much Cuban is worth, if he did that, he's a peasant in my book
mcuban[ ] 427 points 8 hours ago
I keep a lot of cash available for investments.
MOst people throw their money at investments trying to beat inflation or the market. I wait until somebody does something stupid and try to pounce. that is where the best deals are made
I keep a lot of cash available for investments.
MOst people throw their money at investments trying to beat inflation or the market. I wait until somebody does something stupid and try to pounce. that is where the best deals are made
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now
I wanted to do something special for my 100th post, so I figured I'd post in the gayest thread I could find.
Thankfully the one at the top of my page was about reddit so I didn't have to look too hard.
Thankfully the one at the top of my page was about reddit so I didn't have to look too hard.
u r 1 fucking cheeky kunt m8 i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
Average Redditor: (reddit baltimore meetup)
All the tits I see are tits I don't wanna see
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Zoom pic on the black girl third from the right in the second row. NAO!
I didn't read the AMA, but was aware it had happened by having seen this thread title a couple days ago.
And yesterday I popped onto Reddit on a whim, and the top Sponsored Link (ad) was something along the lines of:
"Hi, I'm Mark Cuban. I did an AMA here this week and talked about a book. If you want to buy that book, click here."
So either Cuban has some kind of vested interest in whatever that book was, or else some IMer was capitalizing on the AMA with an ad pointing to their own Amazon link or something.
*Note: I don't know what book was discussed in the AMA and I didn't click on the ad to find out where it led.
It was Mark Cuban's book - that was another thing, he'd push that in the AMA at every single opportunity.