Meat heads will kill you all

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He could have just knocked your ass out quick and left the party.

Talk about entrapment and suing. Dude it was a party and no need to bring in politics and start an argument.

You sir was "the" douchebag.
 


Doesn't sound like there was any chicks there. I like parties with chicks. Maybe quit the bowling league and take a cooking class.
 
Wow, can't believe how many people have jump on this thread. Haha, was so unbelievably wasted - good times. Hold on I have to hurl again.
 
Evander said:
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Everyone is taking that statement wrong, he wanted to kick MY ass. I told him I didn't care either way. I didn't start egging him on until he said he was going to. So fuck that.

Sounds like I'm the only one who got way too shitty drunk on St. Pattys day!
 
RAGE 9 YOU ARE A BITCH-------- "hit me so i can sue, here is what actually happened with 9/11", FUCK YOU----what the fuck have you done lately------bowling league?? This story makes YOU look like the douche

That dude could be a junior woodchuck hose handler in the fucking army and still be a better man than you
 
Talkin' shit to the very guy who is willing to put his life on the line to defend that very freedom. Ungrateful, knuckle nutted, dick cheese!! You sir need to be donkey punched!
 
I have 2 rules at my parties:
1) Don't talk politics, unless it's an election party
2) Don't touch the shit on the top shelf without permission, or I touch your girls topshelf without permission... then get my girl to touch her topshelf (although that usually is greeted with some enthusiasm)

You sound like you'd break both of those rules in 5 minutes.
 
kushoffer said:
RAGE 9 YOU ARE A BITCH-------- "hit me so i can sue, here is what actually happened with 9/11", FUCK YOU----what the fuck have you done lately------bowling league?? This story makes YOU look like the douche

That dude could be a junior woodchuck hose handler in the fucking army and still be a better man than you
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Get bent out of shape much? Have you ever been to a party where everyone was just too fucked up and some really retarded shit happened?

Yeah the dude was kinda a douch, but I could still party with him tonight because I would own up to being a douche and apologize to him. We where drunk shit got out of hand. I went home very drunk and angry and though "gee you know what would be really awesome? Write a huge douche bag post on WickedFire!". Bad choice on my part.

I woke up this morning and was like "Yo, what the fuck did I just do?!" and then proceeded to hurl my brains out. It's like a drunk guy in a bar keep talking to you and you know he's just incredibly smashed. It's never pretty.

Hey it happens, I got no problem problem admitting a really dumb move. Not much I can do about it now except own it.
 
HarveyJ said:
I have 2 rules at my parties:
1) Don't talk politics, unless it's an election party
2) Don't touch the shit on the top shelf without permission, or I touch your girls topshelf without permission... then get my girl to touch her topshelf (although that usually is greeted with some enthusiasm)

You sound like you'd break both of those rules in 5 minutes.
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No I'm a pretty mellow drinker 98% of the time. We had already been drinking 6 hours when it happened. Every once in a while I have a bad night.
 
This is why intense diplomatic negotions are best done while sober.

What would have happened is that meathead would have hit you a few times and you'd hit the floor, probably while crying. If you were lucky, someone would have jumped in and stopped him from stomping your head into a fine red paste. If you weren't, you'd be in the news, possibly with brain damage, because it doesn't seem like you're someone who can really protect himself.

I could be wrong. Maybe you're a ninja.
 
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