Las Vegas Meetup in Las Vegas March 11th.
Guaranteed to happen:
-Kyle Irwin punches BB_Wolfe in mouth after BB_Wolfe calls Kyle a damn dirty guido.
-BB_Wolfe gets WAAAY too drunk and hits on a tranny hooker who looks like Natalie Portman.
-Some NOOB comes with a tape recorder and a notebook wondering how he too can make $100,000 a month with Paper Click and PeePee See.
-Barman shows up unannounced and announces he's leaving the AM world (and PPC.BZ) forever and dedicating his life to Scientology, studying Thetans in the Tibetan mountains.
-Jon shows up unannounced and promptly gets arrested for being underage in a casino, only to be released hours later once they realize he's actually a puerto rican taxi driver.
-SlightlyShadySEO finally decides to follow his dreams and becomes a Britney Spears lookalike actress/singer.
-Turbolapp crosses the aisle and gives an hours-long speech on why abortion is totally immoral.
-ROIShare shows up, turns out to be Steve Jobs, and announces that he, indeed, does have AIDS, but still won't pay a single one of you motherfuckers who sent him Acai leads.
So there you have it, come or you'll forever be regretting your absence.
Once we have a head count (or sufficient hate mail) we'll vote on location.
Guaranteed to happen:
-Kyle Irwin punches BB_Wolfe in mouth after BB_Wolfe calls Kyle a damn dirty guido.
-BB_Wolfe gets WAAAY too drunk and hits on a tranny hooker who looks like Natalie Portman.
-Some NOOB comes with a tape recorder and a notebook wondering how he too can make $100,000 a month with Paper Click and PeePee See.
-Barman shows up unannounced and announces he's leaving the AM world (and PPC.BZ) forever and dedicating his life to Scientology, studying Thetans in the Tibetan mountains.
-Jon shows up unannounced and promptly gets arrested for being underage in a casino, only to be released hours later once they realize he's actually a puerto rican taxi driver.
-SlightlyShadySEO finally decides to follow his dreams and becomes a Britney Spears lookalike actress/singer.
-Turbolapp crosses the aisle and gives an hours-long speech on why abortion is totally immoral.
-ROIShare shows up, turns out to be Steve Jobs, and announces that he, indeed, does have AIDS, but still won't pay a single one of you motherfuckers who sent him Acai leads.
So there you have it, come or you'll forever be regretting your absence.
Once we have a head count (or sufficient hate mail) we'll vote on location.