With terrorism ( pepertrated by Muslim extremists ) so prevalent today, it might do you a little good studying their 'Holy Bible' called the Quaran. so in the event you're held hostage by Muslim terrorists, you could ask to be pardoned just by reciting a few passage from the Quaran. i'm not bullshitting, remember the mumbai terror attacks last year? Apparently, one couple did what i told you and their lives were sparred. :costumed-smiley-087
Memorize the Quaran in case you're held hostage by Muslim terrorists?
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There is a 1 in 280,000 chance of getting struck by lightning.
There is a 1 in 9,300,000 chance of being killed by a terrorist.
There is a 1 in 18,000 chance of being murdered (not by a terrorist).
Moral: Carry a gun.
There is a 1 in 9,300,000 chance of being killed by a terrorist.
There is a 1 in 18,000 chance of being murdered (not by a terrorist).
Moral: Carry a gun.
Dude, get a life. Seriously. Maybe I should do a phd in germs -- after-all with so many bacteria around me, I am probably going to die because of them.
Jeeze! I feel the itch to press the ban trigger because your IQ seems to be a bit too low to be on WickedFire anyway.
Dont threaten him with any trigger of any sort. He might think you are terrorist :2gunsfiring_v1:lmao
On second thought, if you do hit him with a ban its one less dumb ass on WF.
Fucking Mumbai attacks still fuck me in night! I was with my girl at cafe leopold when the terrorists attacked. Lost my mobile + decent amount of cash. Won my life though 
I'm somewhat familiar with the Qur'an and there's actually some truth to this:
48.29. Muhammad is the apostle of Allah. and those who are with him are strong against Unbelievers, (but) compassionate amongst each other.
5.69. Those who believe (in the Qur'an), those who follow the Jewish (scriptures), and the Sabians and the Christians,- any who believe in Allah and the Last Day, and work righteousness,- on them shall be no fear, nor shall they grieve.
Of course, I imagine that it would depend on the terrorists translation of what he thinks these verses (and many like them) mean. I wouldn't count on it, especially since if he's a terrorist and killing innocent people he's missing the whole point of the Qur'an anyway.
Wouldn't carrying a gun act as a conductor, and increase your chances of getting hit by lightning?
I am also pretty familiar with the Koran and although the above does imply that People of the Book should be protected by Muslims and are not enemies, many Muslims would argue that the above only applies if the Christians/Jews are living under the protection of the Caliphate and paying the Jizzah tax.
Ignoring that technicality, if a Muslim is inclined towards waging Jihad and killing non-Muslims they would believe we're in a state of war anyway, with the Christians and Jews waging a war on Islam, so that certainly won't help. Quoting the Koran may make them believe you're a Muslim, but then they can still call you an apostate for not dressing right, listening to music, drinking alcohol etc.
further, there are verses in the Koran that contradict the above, ie the later War Verses, which technically supercede the earlier ones. These call Jews in particular 'rats and pigs' and command Muslims to 'slay them wherever you find them'.
You might also want to add memorization of the Dr. Bronner's soap label to your arsenal just in case you're held hostage by hippies.
