Move over Acai there is something new

Apr 12, 2008
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Along with her SCRAM bracelet, Lindsay Lohan has recently been seen with another new accoutrement adhered to one of her appendages.
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GT's Synergy kombucha drinks (AP) Photos of the newly blond paparazzi-magnet show her clutching bottles of an unfamiliar organic drink seemingly wherever she goes. She gulped the stuff during an outing with friends, and again during a nine-hour visit to a Beverly Hills hair salon.
[Revealed: America's most unhealthy drinks]
So what is the fizzy liquid sloshing around in those colorfully labeled bottles? It's kombucha, an ancient Chinese drink made from fermented tea. Among its purported health benefits (not yet evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration) are that it speeds up metabolism, cleanses toxins from the bloodstream, reduces cholesterol levels, helps fight wrinkles, and boosts the immune system.
 


Of course it's cool. You don't need any help from me, you'll be able to get yourself banned all on your own. Good luck
Hey, but you have to admit, calling someone a dumbass and spelling dumbass wrong is pretty funny and ironic. Wouldn't you say so?
 
It would be really cool if someone had enough money to go into that market and dominate it with their marketing skills just by creating a continuity program where the customers would get 30 bottles every month for a fixated price which keeps them happy by outsourcing everything to china and keeps the customer happy
 
Hey, but you have to admit, calling me a dumbass and not even knowing how to spell it is pretty funny and ironic. Wouldn't you say so?

I don't really trip on my spelling skills when Im on forums. Good looking out though I now realize I should probably order hooked on phonics as soon as possible. Thanks :bowdown:
 
It would be really cool if someone had enough money to go into that market and dominate it with their marketing skills just by creating a continuity program where the customers would get 30 bottles every month for a fixated price which keeps them happy by outsourcing everything to china and keeps the customer happy

Stop Outing My Business Ideas Dickhead
 
You guys who think you can sell this shit are clueless, it's not something you can outsource easily, the quality variance will fucking end your business before you sell 100 bottles.

This is a product that barely sells in grocery stores.

If you own an alternative health store or organic/sustainable foods shop, then you can bank on this, otherwise, don't fucking waste your time, the product isn't scalable at the same quality standard that pills are.
 
it's equally funny that many of you who may have banked on acai ("AKAI? AKAI!") likely have no idea that you can thank Monavie coupled w/ O* as the perfect storm that paved the way for that.


"What's Monavie?" Yeah- my point exactly
 
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