Hi fellow gay webmasters, this is my 500th post and I'm breaking my head in a search of what to share with you. I'm grateful a ton to this forum especially to individuums like Grindstone, Guerilla, CCarter and others, sorry I'm relatively new here and don't know many of you yet... So I want to contribute with something. And yes, sorry for the grammar people, you see English is not my native language.
And what I can contribute? Something I know good. At least, I would post some boobies...
Genius Software
My first intention was to share with you my Working Tool Number One, which I'm using daily and I can't imagine my life/work without it. This is totally sick soft which helps me building many-pages sites in minutes. In: a bunch of articles; Out: ready site, with pictures, categories, tags, interlinking, scheduling etc. Now I only need to upload it or import to my CMS.
But after long and hard contemplations, I realized that I can't share it. The reason: although has now English interface, this soft catastrophically lacks of documentation and manuals. It's a huge combine and I tell you, it takes days or even weeks to sort it out how to use it. A huge number of functions scattered all over the interface without any logic. So it really won't be any benefit if I share it. You will know a new soft name, and what? Nobody will be able to use it, and I can't and don't want to answer any questions.
What I can do - is probably I'll write to the author and motivate him again to find a way to write human friendly manuals, and then if I - and he - succeed then I hopefully can share it in my 1000th post.
So, I can't share it. What I have next?
A Word of Wisdom from the Twitter Expert
Discouraged by this fail, I asked some pals - what should I write in my jubilee post. One friend wrote me:
White marketers build their account steadily and wise. They don't post any spam, any links, they hire VA to communicate with people, to comment and retweet 24/7. They build their authority - and this is nothing different from building authority for any website, facebook page or any business at all. And only then you can drop your links, once in a week or so. No secrets here, go read CCarter.
So how do smart people make the initial authority build for their accounts?
1. Wise guys buy followers from me and increase their follower counter. A few thousands or few tens of thousands.
2. Once they have an impressive number on the counter, they use TweetAdder for steadily following/unfollowing people in their niches.
Keyword here - steadily. I've witnessed not once in my four years career how accounts got banned right on my eyes for mass unfollowing. Other sources also confirm that, if some of you dumbasses don't believe me.
Spammers just buy tens of thousands accounts (from me of course) and tweet from them their ref links. Or links to their sites or landings. Some of these tweets go up to the twitter newslines or even SERPs, so promoting any fucking shit you can expect a few dozen clicks from few tens of thousands tweets. This is boring like death and I'm far away from this world, this is not my mindset at all. But some people do.
And I make a lot of moniez selling accounts and followers to both of them kinds.
Ah, and I forgot to mention the 4th category of people that can get benefit from using twitter: anyone.
So, how does anyone use twitter? For instant indexing, of course, asses. Twitter still remains the fastest mean of indexing. After NYT and other shit of course, but who would post your pity link there. Even one tweet from a blank egg account usually is enough to bring G bot on your page. So people buy a lot of accounts from me also for indexing. We with a couple of guys even built a service for this a couple of years ago - twindeXator. The idea and concept were actually mine. Too bad that our proger suddenly decided he doesn't need this monthly money he got as his share, and preferred to sit on his ass without money. This was one of the most amazing cases of strange human behavior in my life. Anyway, he continued supporting the thing for some time but gave a fuck on development. And we never had a budget to afford real full time proger. So, this thing is pretty much dead now, don't go there and subscribe - it doesn't work. But anyway, indexing hell works and you can do it manually or with tons of other tools.
So, you see I couldn't contribute much here as well. Then I started to think - what do I know that most of you don't? And I found it:
Anti-SAPE: The Most Powerful Russian Weapon
The Sape is dead. If you ever had doubts, you probably don't anymore after that Matt's tweet. Anyway, Sape is spam. It's tons and tons of the lowest possibly quality links on the most shitty sites. Cloned sites, full of copypaste, poorly spinned. Doorways on free hosts full of non readable crap. Your links marked as "Links" or "Sape", sit together with viagra and shmiagra drek. But I mean, it's tons. So that's why it works. It can rocket launch your MFA or whatever but after a month you lose it in a depths of the second hundred of SERP pages and you need to build another shitty site, then another etc. It's never ending race.
But Sape, being shit and spam, doesn't fit for real white sites. "Sites For Humans", how Russians say. And there is one link exchange for good sites. Links are very expensive there, but listen. There are no footprints. Links are sitting in the text, editorial style. One link per article. No link rolls, no shmiagra neighborhood. And the most important: all sites there are HIGHEST CLASS. PR, Alexa, traffic, real sites. All sites undergo heavy manual review. I mean, heavy. There is a load of sites and forums in Ru net discussing how to be accepted there. If you have some site with copied or spinned content, how ever good and high-PR it is, you have no chance to get it accepted there. Damn, how many times I tried and only one my site I managed to submit there ever. I'll tell you what: after I had another bunch of my sites rejected, I got an idea to come out with my Link Boner: why do I need middlemen, I can sell placements in my sites myself. But I could earn much more in this exchange than myself.
So it's a real gem, and boy, it damn works. You have no idea.
And it's called... But wait, another my friend just wrote me, when I gave him a hint what will I write about:
Well, damn it... I couldn't give out anything useful today. So my plan B was...
Suddenly Boobs And Other Parts
Well, hope the next time I'll be more productive...
Peace bros :rasta:
And what I can contribute? Something I know good. At least, I would post some boobies...
Genius Software
My first intention was to share with you my Working Tool Number One, which I'm using daily and I can't imagine my life/work without it. This is totally sick soft which helps me building many-pages sites in minutes. In: a bunch of articles; Out: ready site, with pictures, categories, tags, interlinking, scheduling etc. Now I only need to upload it or import to my CMS.
But after long and hard contemplations, I realized that I can't share it. The reason: although has now English interface, this soft catastrophically lacks of documentation and manuals. It's a huge combine and I tell you, it takes days or even weeks to sort it out how to use it. A huge number of functions scattered all over the interface without any logic. So it really won't be any benefit if I share it. You will know a new soft name, and what? Nobody will be able to use it, and I can't and don't want to answer any questions.
What I can do - is probably I'll write to the author and motivate him again to find a way to write human friendly manuals, and then if I - and he - succeed then I hopefully can share it in my 1000th post.
So, I can't share it. What I have next?
A Word of Wisdom from the Twitter Expert
Discouraged by this fail, I asked some pals - what should I write in my jubilee post. One friend wrote me:
And also another friend wrote:
Sure damn good idea. But I have nothing to tell here. There is no money in twitter. Well, there is but only for three kinds of people: 1) white marketers; 2) spammers; 3) me.
White marketers build their account steadily and wise. They don't post any spam, any links, they hire VA to communicate with people, to comment and retweet 24/7. They build their authority - and this is nothing different from building authority for any website, facebook page or any business at all. And only then you can drop your links, once in a week or so. No secrets here, go read CCarter.
So how do smart people make the initial authority build for their accounts?
1. Wise guys buy followers from me and increase their follower counter. A few thousands or few tens of thousands.
2. Once they have an impressive number on the counter, they use TweetAdder for steadily following/unfollowing people in their niches.
Keyword here - steadily. I've witnessed not once in my four years career how accounts got banned right on my eyes for mass unfollowing. Other sources also confirm that, if some of you dumbasses don't believe me.
Spammers just buy tens of thousands accounts (from me of course) and tweet from them their ref links. Or links to their sites or landings. Some of these tweets go up to the twitter newslines or even SERPs, so promoting any fucking shit you can expect a few dozen clicks from few tens of thousands tweets. This is boring like death and I'm far away from this world, this is not my mindset at all. But some people do.
And I make a lot of moniez selling accounts and followers to both of them kinds.
Ah, and I forgot to mention the 4th category of people that can get benefit from using twitter: anyone.
So, how does anyone use twitter? For instant indexing, of course, asses. Twitter still remains the fastest mean of indexing. After NYT and other shit of course, but who would post your pity link there. Even one tweet from a blank egg account usually is enough to bring G bot on your page. So people buy a lot of accounts from me also for indexing. We with a couple of guys even built a service for this a couple of years ago - twindeXator. The idea and concept were actually mine. Too bad that our proger suddenly decided he doesn't need this monthly money he got as his share, and preferred to sit on his ass without money. This was one of the most amazing cases of strange human behavior in my life. Anyway, he continued supporting the thing for some time but gave a fuck on development. And we never had a budget to afford real full time proger. So, this thing is pretty much dead now, don't go there and subscribe - it doesn't work. But anyway, indexing hell works and you can do it manually or with tons of other tools.
So, you see I couldn't contribute much here as well. Then I started to think - what do I know that most of you don't? And I found it:
Anti-SAPE: The Most Powerful Russian Weapon
The Sape is dead. If you ever had doubts, you probably don't anymore after that Matt's tweet. Anyway, Sape is spam. It's tons and tons of the lowest possibly quality links on the most shitty sites. Cloned sites, full of copypaste, poorly spinned. Doorways on free hosts full of non readable crap. Your links marked as "Links" or "Sape", sit together with viagra and shmiagra drek. But I mean, it's tons. So that's why it works. It can rocket launch your MFA or whatever but after a month you lose it in a depths of the second hundred of SERP pages and you need to build another shitty site, then another etc. It's never ending race.
But Sape, being shit and spam, doesn't fit for real white sites. "Sites For Humans", how Russians say. And there is one link exchange for good sites. Links are very expensive there, but listen. There are no footprints. Links are sitting in the text, editorial style. One link per article. No link rolls, no shmiagra neighborhood. And the most important: all sites there are HIGHEST CLASS. PR, Alexa, traffic, real sites. All sites undergo heavy manual review. I mean, heavy. There is a load of sites and forums in Ru net discussing how to be accepted there. If you have some site with copied or spinned content, how ever good and high-PR it is, you have no chance to get it accepted there. Damn, how many times I tried and only one my site I managed to submit there ever. I'll tell you what: after I had another bunch of my sites rejected, I got an idea to come out with my Link Boner: why do I need middlemen, I can sell placements in my sites myself. But I could earn much more in this exchange than myself.
So it's a real gem, and boy, it damn works. You have no idea.
And it's called... But wait, another my friend just wrote me, when I gave him a hint what will I write about:
Ufff.... He has the point, right? And damn, I'm not gonna let this exchange die. No way. I'd better be LOLed for not giving anything valuable in this jubilee post. People with 1000+ posts and 50+ iTrader, you can PM me and I'll tell you what this thing is. All other guyz, don't bother. I have a lot of work to do, and I spent a half a day for this post so your PMs will remain unanswered. Don't be upset bros.
Well, damn it... I couldn't give out anything useful today. So my plan B was...
Suddenly Boobs And Other Parts
Well, hope the next time I'll be more productive...
Peace bros :rasta:
