My Critiques of the Various Traffic Generation Techniques

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PPC (Adwords) - too expensive
SEO - too complex, too much work
Forum Sigs, posts, articles, Squidoo reviews (Bum Marketing) - too slow
Social Marketing web 2.0 (Myspace, Youtube) - too complicated
Blogging - boring, slow
Social Bookmarking - too slow, boring
Viral Marketing (ebook torrents w/ aff links)- too complicated
Ebay Marketing - too expensive

Anyone have a cheap, easy to do, fast results traffic generation technique that I HAVEN'T already mentioned here or are you all a bunch of patsies?

I'm cheap, lazy and pretty dumb. So bringing traffic to my site is proving a huge roadblack.
 


toolohen said:
PPC (Adwords) - too expensive
SEO - too complex, too much work
Forum Sigs, posts, articles, Squidoo reviews (Bum Marketing) - too slow
Social Marketing web 2.0 (Myspace, Youtube) - too complicated
Blogging - boring, slow
Social Bookmarking - too slow, boring
Viral Marketing (ebook torrents w/ aff links)- too complicated
Ebay Marketing - too expensive

Anyone have a cheap, easy to do, fast results traffic generation technique that I HAVEN'T already mentioned here or are you all a bunch of patsies?

I'm cheap, lazy and pretty dumb. So bringing traffic to my site is proving a huge roadblack.
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#1 if your joking then great start but if your not then well save your self the time and leave now haha.

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You're fucked then.
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I also agree
 
I hear Mc Donald's called... they have your uniform and hair net ready. And the promise of a guaranteed minimum wage.
 
I definitely agree with the other posters. Looks like you'll just have to get a day job. Basically, what you're coming into this forum saying is akin to walking into a car dealership looking for a job but saying that you hate cars.
 
Go to Walmart and buy a shot gun with a landing page on your shirt and disribute flyers around the store.

Next call Channel 4 and tell them your gonna blow your head off and take everyone hostage. Once the media arrives announce your offer on TV and then put the gun under your chin and pull the trigger. BAM!

Thats a great way to drive traffic so try it NOW!

BAN this fucker he's signed up just to fuck around. MODS, MODS????????
 
I don't know why everyone's jumping all over you for asking a very good question.

I'm going to tell you a GREAT place to get FREE traffic and it's EXTREMELY easy!!!

Everyone's trying to get traffic on the internet, but NOBODY's getting traffic where all the traffic really is. This is what all those gurus know and won't tell you. The #1 source of FREE traffic is:

THE HIGHWAY

Just stand in the middle of the road with your laptop and (some) people will stop. Show them your website.

FREE TRAFFIC
 
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THE HIGHWAY
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Dude, your screwed. You have to start with nothing to get something. Your not going to get it all for free, shit takes work. a year ago i wasmaking NOTHING and its only getting better. Read, Learn and Listen.
 
I use the students in my classes I teach at a local college to drive traffic. They are the social network, just before it hits the internet. In one week you will have all the traffic you want. But, your shit best not stink.
 
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