My Critiques of the Various Traffic Generation Techniques

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1. create a website (funny vid for example)
2. put adsense on it
3. spam your ym/aim/msn list with ur website
4. create ware so that ur friends will spam their ym/aim/msn/email list
5. free traffic!
 
This post made my morning happier, so I will honor you with a serious response.
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Set up a wordpress installation on your server, and install the plugin wp-o-matic. Just give it some rss feeds so it wont starve, and in the blogroll section put in the link to your site.

That is half an hour work tops, and it will keep on growing and bringing traffic to your site.
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Perfect for lazy ass bastards like you
 
Yeah, tape a piece of crack to your big nose and walk through the ghetto. Once the crack heads see you, just run. Don't worry they wont catch you cause their lungs are all black from crack. Just rinse and repeat. After a day or so you should have alot of traffic and promote your offers or they can perform them on you if u like.

Examples:

  • Cock Suck Special for $5 payouts
  • All the way in the alley for $10 payouts
  • Rusty trombone $15
Get your little skin flute ready, get a 40 rock of some crack, head down to the loacl ghetto and the traffic will come.
 
Lol why did this get bumped? Eli and BYA have already commented twice and I don't think they noticed bahaha.
 
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