My Friends - Your help is needed. Will you answer the call?

tavin

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WickedFire...The time has come.

My wife wont let me go to Vegas for the hell of it.

So I built a fake conference website to send her so I can go.

Affiliate Circuit

This site is a passport to freedom. What will you do when freedom knocks?

Will you answer?

This site will also be used for any other bros/bras on WF that need an excuse to get away. Dates and Locations can be changed.

inb4 Fake Conference turns into a real aff shitshow


We're looking for:

- Anything we can get
- Fake Sponsors
- Fake Speakers
- Conference Logo
- Content
- Social?


Thank you for your time. This post was not placed in Shooting the shit, to remain private.

Current Donations:

Dwight Schrute: Speaker Introduction Video - "Hey guys, I can't wait to see you in Las Vegas!"
flaw3d: "inb4 Fake Conference turns into a real aff shitshow"
thehobbster: Trickle Cheddar Sponsor & "High-Octane" Link-Building Seminar
 


HEY FAGGOT "inb4 Fake Conference turns into a real aff shitshow" that was me lol.
 
Trickle Cheddar sponsor! Possible "High-Octane" Link-Building Seminar by yours truly.

Add me wherever you want me. This is too funny to not be a part of! Construction Cones supplied by Ross & Company
 
Current Donations:

Dwight Schrute: Speaker Introduction Video - "Hey guys, I can't wait to see you in Las Vegas!"
flaw3d: "inb4 Fake Conference turns into a real aff shitshow" & Special Event Planner
thehobbster: Trickle Cheddar Sponsor & "High-Octane" Link-Building Seminar
BlogHue: The BlogHue Plugin. - The BlogHue plugin will be released at Affiliate Circuit 2013 - "I'll have to say this conference has been my passion for 20 years now! And I’m proud to be a part of Affiliate Circuit. Special thanks to JIM MORISSON and ANNA BALEKS. I am honored guys!"
- "Wordpress Performance Optimization Seminar"from Bloghue
Kaedus: "8 Pro-Tips for Winning Links as a One Man Link Building Army" Speech - Headshot included: http://i.imgur.com/VtMuYRp.png
 
Headshot included:
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Nah, just kidding:
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Bio:
"Jared has refined the art of extracting maximal results from the minimal through a decade of IM and SEO experience."

Seminar:
High-Octane Link-Building

Sponsorship:
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Changes are being made on the website live


We're still looking for:

- Anything we can get
- Fake Sponsors - Need logo & URL
- Fake Speakers - Need topic, headshot, & one Sentance bio
- Conference Logo - WHAT SAY YOU
- Content - any suggestions on filling the filler copy we have now
- Social? - FB page already donated
- any other ideas

My country, 'tis of thee,
Sweet land of liberty,
Of thee I sing;
Land where my fathers died,
Land of the pilgrims' pride,
From ev'ry mountainside
Let freedom ring!

When freedom calls. You answer.