My idea for replicating artificial intelligence

If you really think you're smarter than all "niggers", I challenge you to an IQ test. My guess is you won't place within 2 standard deviations of my brother and I on ANY test (by the way, my brother is significantly smarter than me on...well everything). Your race bred black people to be workers. Only the biggest and strongest survived, not the smartest. Even then, they were able to evade the destructive mechanisms of slavery using the underground railroad, etc...

Lol @ underground railroad... Pewep... You crack me up
 


Unfortunately evolution kinda takes a long time to happen. Expecially when you're forcing it from single cells.

Come back in a few hundred million years and tell us how the experiment went though.
That's the beauty of my idea, my dear WF friend. Evolution takes billions of years to complete, but since we'll be using transistors rather than neurons and glial cells, we can dramatically speed up the process. I think this would probably take quantum computing because with a challenging enough environment, the computational power required would take several super computers to handle. With quantum computing it would be very feasible though.
 
You're right, i kinda glazed over your OP and didnt realize you were talking about doing it in a virtual environment.

The problem with doing it in a virtual enviroment though, is that the enviroment itself will have to be programmed by a human, and i'd guess that enviroment would have to be mega complex to allow the cells to evolve properly with significant diversification. Like you say, it'd need a challenging environment, probably one that actually evolved itself.

It's definately something that'd fit quantum computing though.

I may be wrong, but i'm sure they are already doing something similar, on a far smaller scale, to get processors to 'create' themselves. Every 1 in a million or so processors actually come out faster than any processor specifically designed by a human.

Interesting stuff indeed.
 
You're right, i kinda glazed over your OP and didnt realize you were talking about doing it in a virtual environment.

The problem with doing it in a virtual enviroment though, is that the enviroment itself will have to be programmed by a human, and i'd guess that enviroment would have to be mega complex to allow the cells to evolve properly with significant diversification. Like you say, it'd need a challenging environment, probably one that actually evolved itself.

It's definately something that'd fit quantum computing though.

I may be wrong, but i'm sure they are already doing something similar, on a far smaller scale, to get processors to 'create' themselves. Every 1 in a million or so processors actually come out faster than any processor specifically designed by a human.

Interesting stuff indeed.
Interesting that you'd say that - actually, I'm pretty sure you're probably an engineer because that's a closely held secret of ours. Obviously not every processor is equal and some are more easily overclocked than others. There have been experiments to determine what chemical structure of silicoln + the various amalgamates would create a faster processor, using ideas similar to evolution. Some burn our faster than others, and only the most resilient combinations are allowed to persevere. I'm going to go ahead and assume that the cell would be the easiest component to program, and after that the environment would be the most challenging part. The beauty of the environment though is that we can specify what obstacles would be there is order to "breed" certain traits such as strength, agility (all in the virtual environment) and intelligence (our real desired trait). My idea is setting up a series of challenging mazes and puzzles that you either solve or die. It begins with the most simplistic of challenges and then progressively becomes more complex. I think I'd have to link up with dell or the defense department because there is no.way. that ordinary computers would be able to handle the task. Unless you had a botnet lol.
 
I guess this level of trolling is better than your last attempt.

But hundreds of Billions of years is still too long to simulate on a molecular level.

1/10 - Would not believe pewep
 
I guess this level of trolling is better than your last attempt.

But hundreds of Billions of years is still too long to simulate on a molecular level.

1/10 - Would not believe pewep
Luke, if this ever works (doubtful because people much, much smarter than me have worked on this for decades), I'll make every cyborg a nigga to run up on your pale white butt.

Edit: fucking mods and tags LOL! I love you guys.
 
Luke, if this ever works (doubtful because people much, much smarter than me have worked on this for decades), I'll make every cyborg a nigga to run up on your pale white butt.

Edit: fucking mods and tags LOL! I love you guys.

It's not just mods anymore, anyone can TAG... A lot has happened since you were banned.
 
LOL better start looking for another topic to write about; assuming you have plenty of time before you even finish undergrad. You are generally not successful in the academic world when you try to write about things as if they are novel, when it's already been written about and done.
 
If you really think you're smarter than all "niggers", I challenge you to an IQ test. My guess is you won't place within 2 standard deviations of my brother and I on ANY test (by the way, my brother is significantly smarter than me on...well everything). Your race bred black people to be workers. Only the biggest and strongest survived, not the smartest. Even then, they were able to evade the destructive mechanisms of slavery using the underground railroad, etc...

You really don't strike me as genius level intelligence. Yes, for a black person you are probably quite clever, maybe in the 120 range or so, which is fine, but don't forget that the American black average is 85 and the African black average is 70.

Not hating bro, you should be able to con your brothas out of some coin.
 
I thought you WERE an artificial intelligence?

Ok it's time for me to come clean.

I'm really into natural language processing and I've always wanted to create something that could perfectly emulate being a human. I was working on early prototypes at the time, but was running into problems. I just couldn't get everything to sound believable enough.

That is when it hit me. I could create the ultimate troll bot. That way when it made no sense everyone would just write it off as the bot being a troll. I got it to understand and type English very well, but in terms of making logical statements and arguments, it wasn't quite 100% there - perfect for a troll. Realizing the genius of it, I decided to release it into the wild as pewep.

However there were still issues. There were times I had to take pewep offline to make adjustments. I explained my situation to .hack and he assisted me, banning pewep whenever adjustments needed to be made, and bringing him back once the updates were coded in. It was perfect, and I thought nobody would figure it out.

Until now. Now that you have found out, I'm not sure what to think anymore.
 
It's not just mods anymore, anyone can TAG... A lot has happened since you were banned.
EXCEPT PEWEP, OF COURSE!!!

I have it on good authority that pewep does not have the giant pink button that says "Add a Tag" at the top left of his screen that we all have now. :thumbsup:

Trolls just don't get that feature, even if they're friends with Hack.


Ok it's time for me to come clean...

I decided to release it into the wild as pewep...

...Until now. Now that you have found out, I'm not sure what to think anymore.
I think that you have created a really excellent forum spamming bot. A+ job.

However, I don't see the payout so far, it doesn't link out very much. Can it place links on any topic in it's posts? Like after 20 posts or so per forum, then once every post?

How about Sig links?

Does it have any language modules?

Can it use a white dialect?
 
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Thanks for the lulz whoever made this account.

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The problem becomes coding those restraints. True restraints and having some infinite dictionaries ready to hold the unpredictable and unknowable.

Check this out, Pewep, if you haven't seen it: Very relephant to ur intradasts:

Conway's Game of Life - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Huh! Very interesting mate. Thank you, I appreciate the knowledge dropping.

You really don't strike me as genius level intelligence. Yes, for a black person you are probably quite clever, maybe in the 120 range or so, which is fine, but don't forget that the American black average is 85 and the African black average is 70.

Not hating bro, you should be able to con your brothas out of some coin.
Where have I *EVER* said I was a genius? Ever? I'm not egotistical enough to think I am, and I don't really believe in arbitrary titles either.

EXCEPT PEWEP, OF COURSE!!!

I have it on good authority that pewep does not have the giant pink button that says "Add a Tag" at the top left of his screen that we all have now. :thumbsup:

Trolls just don't get that feature, even if they're friends with Hack.



I think that you have created a really excellent forum spamming bot. A+ job.

However, I don't see the payout so far, it doesn't link out very much. Can it place links on any topic in it's posts? Like after 20 posts or so per forum, then once every post?

How about Sig links?

Does it have any language modules?

Can it use a white dialect?
I have the latest Whiteman (v 4.54b) installed and running.
 
Even if someone wrote perfect English, there is something about how a black person structures sentences that is different from your average white person. I don't quite know what it is, but it's just... different.
 
Even if someone wrote perfect English, there is something about how a black person structures sentences that is different from your average white person. I don't quite know what it is, but it's just... different.
That's just in your mind. I'm like you only darker. There really is no difference between us.