My Roommate Smells like Shit
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wait until your in public with him and make a big scene over it, pull your shirt over your face and back away all quick and start yelling "AW MAN YOU STINK! GROSS!" and start pointing at him and laughing in disgust
I'd suggest you take off your skirt, man up and fucking tell him that he stinks and it's offensive to everyone's senses. Forget this passive-aggressive "get a woman to tell him" or "buy him cologne and then suck his balls."
Make it real simple "Dude, you fucking smell. Do you use soap while in the shower? Just standing under the water doesn't count."
What the fuck is with pussy kids these days?
Make it real simple "Dude, you fucking smell. Do you use soap while in the shower? Just standing under the water doesn't count."
What the fuck is with pussy kids these days?
A few years ago I dated a woman who was great company, loved sex and was very supportive of everything I did. Problem was, she had terrible body odour. In the end I finished with her because it was getting hard to suppress my gag reflex. I found out later from a friend of hers that she was taking some heavy medications for a cancer and this was messing with her hormones. She got through the cancer and now has a boyfriend.
Moral of the story - there might be a reason he's a smelly bastard.
On the other hand he's probably just a lazy cunt with no social awareness.
Moral of the story - there might be a reason he's a smelly bastard.
On the other hand he's probably just a lazy cunt with no social awareness.
Fucking this.
Reading the "I smell so nice" bullshit really rustled my jimmies.
Also, if you're a male why do you care so much about how he smells?
Stop whining, that's what children and women are for.
He probably still smells after his shower because the fat fuck doesn't dry himself properly.
Tell him to use soap and scrub his skin raw, then dry himself and spray on deodorant.
If that don't work maybe he has some kind of hormonal abnormality, in which case it isn't his fault at all.
Tell him to use soap and scrub his skin raw, then dry himself and spray on deodorant.
If that don't work maybe he has some kind of hormonal abnormality, in which case it isn't his fault at all.
People smell after showers for two reasons.
1. They didn't actually wash themselves completely in the shower - you have to actually rub your body all over with soap to get clean not just stand there. Many people in the US are quite simply to fat to do this and need to use a cleaning arm. The problem is most don't want to admit to themselves they are that fat and don't go get one. But think about it if you can't reach 30% of your skin and it just doesn't get scrubbed of course you will start to build up a smell. He probably needs to get a washing stick and learn how to get complete body coverage and scrub good and hard in all the folds of lard.
2. Many people don't exactly wash their clothes regularly. Doesn't do much good to shower if you are putting on the same smelly clothes. This is a more common source of the problem I've found.
Fix those 2 things and you will have a much better smelling roommate.
1. They didn't actually wash themselves completely in the shower - you have to actually rub your body all over with soap to get clean not just stand there. Many people in the US are quite simply to fat to do this and need to use a cleaning arm. The problem is most don't want to admit to themselves they are that fat and don't go get one. But think about it if you can't reach 30% of your skin and it just doesn't get scrubbed of course you will start to build up a smell. He probably needs to get a washing stick and learn how to get complete body coverage and scrub good and hard in all the folds of lard.
2. Many people don't exactly wash their clothes regularly. Doesn't do much good to shower if you are putting on the same smelly clothes. This is a more common source of the problem I've found.
Fix those 2 things and you will have a much better smelling roommate.
Kill someone. Leave the body festering in the apartment for a while. Eventually the body will smell so bad that your roommates smell wont even register on you (unless its the roommate you kill).
I shared a room with an Indian fraternity brother in college. He smelled bad after exercising. Like nasty curry. Not joking.
Then, he'd take a shower - and he'd still smell.
It was a rough year.
Then, he'd take a shower - and he'd still smell.
It was a rough year.
Am I the only one who doesn't think samgeneric is a fag for not boning the prostitute???
I mean at least get a quick BJ outta her, man!
Use to have a friend like that. We (all this friends) would all tell he he stunk. It wasn't until he got a women (don't ask me how) that he stopped stinking.
Just say "Hey dude no offense, but - you stink. I've known you for a while, and it's true. Try another cologne or something, because what you're doing now isn't working."
If all else fails, take him out to a bar with women in it. Get yo drink on, go ask some girls what they think about the stank of your friend. Present results.
Just say "Hey dude no offense, but - you stink. I've known you for a while, and it's true. Try another cologne or something, because what you're doing now isn't working."
If all else fails, take him out to a bar with women in it. Get yo drink on, go ask some girls what they think about the stank of your friend. Present results.
^ lol. Grade 1 hygiene this made me howl that people need to be told/taught how to 'not stink'.
Still - a lot of his lifestyle probably takes into effect.
His diet will add to his stench - whatever he owns/touches/wears/masks his odor with will become associated with him (like the smoker+cologne+weed combo)...
I agree with just manning up, nothing wrong with the bromance moment and it doesn't have to be a big deal - nothing wrong with some guidance aka give him some fucking soap and good but cheap cologne and a scrubbie/lufa/whateva for xmas or his bday or tomorrow.
I have had roommates in my years and it's always a battle when one isn't pulling the weight with being clean/hygiene/collective areas. Luckily I had it pretty good and we usually lived by a common rule "would you invite chicks over the way it looks/smells right now?" if the answer is 'FUCK NO' then you gotta do something about it - not for the chicks sakes but for your own as a good indicator that 'uhhh - that's fucking gross to live with dude - how/why have you waited this long'.
