Need $200 - Willing to sell myself

[Intelligence]

I mean my services...perv.

I need to make $200 before V-Day (Feb 14th) so I can do something 'romantic'... Anyone need writing done? I'll try anything other than writing as well...

V-day is fast approaching...I'm willing to do almost ANYTHING...

 

[marcom10]

catch me on aim: scmarco10

I need writing.

 

[GetYourWriter]

That title is so wrong...

 

[avantrosa]

You had me at selling yourself, but...

You don't need $200 to do something romantic.

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Save your money by taking lessons from this guy

 

[darbsllim]

I mean my services...perv.

I need to make $200 before V-Day (Feb 14th) so I can do something 'romantic'... Anyone need writing done? I'll try anything other than writing as well...

V-day is fast approaching...I'm willing to do almost ANYTHING...

what are your specialties?

 

[sefhop71]

lol love the title, i can help ya out hun, if you still need it!

 

[sparkler]

I wish you were a girl...as i m not a gay..

 

[photoads]

$16 to clean my car, it's outside waiting now

 

[Intelligence]

darbsllim - I'm an excellent writer: anything from copy to article marketing.

 

[Intelligence]

Bump - my girlfriend is now my ex. I can still write for anyone who needs it. After all, now I'm gonna have to hire hookers.

 

[danbradster]

I need about 20 200 word product summaries. I give the sales page, you summarize it into paragraphs and dot point and make it sound good.

How much for each one?

 

[argh01]

Intelligence: did she dump you after you didn't make the $200?

 

[Jizzlobber]

She's here drinking coffee.

 

[Drake]

Thats rough. Lots of couples break up after NYE or Valentines Day.

Do that holiday and then call it quits soon after...

Good Luck

 

[Intelligence]

Welcome to my life Drake. danbradster, if you still need those product summaries, feel free to shoot me a PM.

 

[Intelligence]

argh01, it was more like when I told her she was acting psycho about the day that starts with a V...

Anyone with a post count over 1000 want two free articles or a free page of sales copy? I need a review so people don't think I'm a complete ass. A half-ass (75% ass?), maybe, but not a complete ass.