*** NEW CONTEST *** The first person to make me laugh wins

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Thats right, tell me a joke, post a funny picture, make fun of drusam, do anything you want and the first person that makes me laugh will get a pass to Afilliate Summit West.

GO!


This Contest is now over jerxs is the winner
 


no i'm not ur bitch. :crap:

btw so this is just the first person? can we still like whore up this thread?
 
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

(just thought this was funny - I can't go to Vegas)
 
<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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man loses limb in shark attack

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Bill and John, two lumberjacks, are out cutting timber one cold day when Bill starts to complain about always having chapped lips then notices John never does. "Why don't you ever have chapped lips?"asks Bill. John answers, "It's simple - watch..."​
John drops his pants, bends over and sticks his finger up his butt, then rubs his finger all over his lips. "Does that keep you from getting chapped lips"? Bill askes, "No" replies John, "but it sure keeps me from licking them"!​
 
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