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Holy shit I need to get in touch with that animation guy.. or someone who can do that type of work! Anyone got any leads?
When I replied to the post with the pic in quotes, that's the first thing I saw all zoomed in... and my what a lovely testi it is.
Now that we are the subject of testicles. Guys dont forget to give yourselves your monthly self testicular cancer test!
Now that we are the subject of testicles. Guys dont forget to give yourselves your monthly self testicular cancer test!
I like to give myself about 20 of those a day... just to be super safe.
And to think I thought it was the guy from "Cheers" who lives with his mother......
Jon, controlling his empire from his underground layer
That was funny. Here is my attempt at making you laugh:
Why is sex like a box of kentucky friend chicken? After your done with the breast and the thigh, the only thing left to do is stick your bone back in the greasy box.
Why is sex like a box of kentucky friend chicken? After your done with the breast and the thigh, the only thing left to do is stick your bone back in the greasy box.
A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas .
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
The Iranian ambassador was walking with President Bush and said, "My son watches Star Trek and wanted to know why there are not any Iranians in the show"? Pres. Bush said, "That's because the show is in the future."
it's only gay if you make eye contact
and i'm aware the contest is over, but this deserves a nod
and i'm aware the contest is over, but this deserves a nod
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