NEW DICTATOR IN TOWN

[Goodcat]

I think that poor girl has sand in her vagina.

Haha

@rule, this means you'll have to do a "3 easy steps". Step 1, click the link, which takes you to a STS post with the link. Step 2...

 

[wiredniko]

Grats

Maybe you be the Zyzz of Wickefire minus the heart attack.

 

[seomasterman1]

I Lol'd HARD (no pun intended)...

I am serious... Have you ever tried to ask a question on this forum? For someone who is brand new, its enough to make them run out the door... Obviously yes, you should always have thick skin, but some of us don't... This place isn't some hardcore gym where all these buff heads hang out, do roids and fuck with each other... This is a learning environment where the sole purpose is for people to LEARN, buy services, and chat with other internet marketers... With that being said, there is always time to joke around and shit, but all they are saying here, is to keep it in STS, not outside... Which I think is freakin' awesome!

Obviously to the owners of this forum want as many people as possible to stay and become long time members. The more people they have sign-up then the more money they will potentially make. When you have douche bag assholes who have nothing better to do then to be mean to people (and then the people get scared and leave), that cuts in to the business end of this forum...

Thank you for implementing this rule... It is much appreciated for someone like me, who is still technically new to this forum and for the new people that are hesitant to join or have just joined.

 

[hakkairu]

This.


and yeah the dickrolls in general are getting old

 

[jeffrey]

Somebody tell me what the fuck .Hack posted?

 

[GerardWon]

Just sayin nothing but thanks for them boobies my good man.

Gratz again on the mod status!

 

[zingo]

Nice perma bann with no recoil might have to try that.. mine has a kick to it and hurts the shoulder sometimes..

 

[Dwight Schrute]

and yeah the dickrolls in general are getting old

I agree.

That's why I am submitting an article to PPC.bz entitled: How to Bring Back Honor and Decency to Affiliate Marketing

Congratulations to .Hack on his promotion. May your acai monies not be seized by a federal agency, and may Ganesha jizz nothing but money all over your face.

 

[MSTeacher]

>no DRs outside of STS
when someone asks a noob question like "HOW I GET EXCEPTED INTO A NETWORK?" on the affiliate marketing board, they deserve to get DRed. But instead of dickrolling them from now on I will say "Pardon me ol' chap. I believe thou hast goofed and you would be best served re-posting your query on the Newbie Forum. Have a splendid day." Pure faggotry.

this x10000

and it's not just them who deserve it but everyone else who reads their stupid shit later down the line.

long live the dickroll

 

[zdmyn]

Obviously to the owners of this forum want as many people as possible to stay and become long time members. The more people they have sign-up then the more money they will potentially make

You might want to edit that.

 

[faceblogger]

Obviously to the owners of this forum want as many people as possible to stay and become long time members. The more people they have sign-up then the more money they will potentially make. When you have douche bag assholes who have nothing better to do then to be mean to people (and then the people get scared and leave), that cuts in to the business end of this forum...

 

[secretagentdad]

I am serious... Have you ever tried to ask a question on this forum? For someone who is brand new, its enough to make them run out the door... Obviously yes, you should always have thick skin, but some of us don't... This place isn't some hardcore gym where all these buff heads hang out, do roids and fuck with each other... This is a learning environment where the sole purpose is for people to LEARN, buy services, and chat with other internet marketers... With that being said, there is always time to joke around and shit, but all they are saying here, is to keep it in STS, not outside... Which I think is freakin' awesome!

Obviously to the owners of this forum want as many people as possible to stay and become long time members. The more people they have sign-up then the more money they will potentially make. When you have douche bag assholes who have nothing better to do then to be mean to people (and then the people get scared and leave), that cuts in to the business end of this forum...

Thank you for implementing this rule... It is much appreciated for someone like me, who is still technically new to this forum and for the new people that are hesitant to join or have just joined.

OOOOO its you again :thefinger::thefinger::thefinger::thefinger::thefinger::thefinger::thefinger:

 

[ENDed]

congrats on the promotion,

That being said, I see posts worthy all over that deserve the dickroll and it is basically a game we play or most do. I rarely get caught in it and think it is all in fun. I think AM sections should allow it also as there is always crap in there just saying.

So can you make a thread called

It is (insert current day here), and I want to ban someone day. and let us put people there for you

 

[yast]

Ave Caesar, morituri te salutant.

 

[Simplepro]

Congrats on the promotion bro but...

Newbs are fine .. but parasytic leeches of information should be punished by the swinging dicks of the interwebz.

However that being said ... I will comply

 

[CPW-Carl]

I suspect all you fucktards have just been trolled beautifully..... :love-smiley-083::love-smiley-013:

 

[Lynch]

That's good news Keep up the good work

Interview with ,Hack:

Interviewer: What do you feel when you ban someone?
,Hack: The surface of my keyboard and mouse

 

[b_sun]

I am serious... Have you ever tried to ask a question on this forum? For someone who is brand new, its enough to make them run out the door... Obviously yes, you should always have thick skin, but some of us don't... This place isn't some hardcore gym where all these buff heads hang out, do roids and fuck with each other... This is a learning environment where the sole purpose is for people to LEARN, buy services, and chat with other internet marketers... With that being said, there is always time to joke around and shit, but all they are saying here, is to keep it in STS, not outside... Which I think is freakin' awesome!

Obviously to the owners of this forum want as many people as possible to stay and become long time members. The more people they have sign-up then the more money they will potentially make. When you have douche bag assholes who have nothing better to do then to be mean to people (and then the people get scared and leave), that cuts in to the business end of this forum...

Thank you for implementing this rule... It is much appreciated for someone like me, who is still technically new to this forum and for the new people that are hesitant to join or have just joined.

Cambridge study on acceptance in internet communities

Making noobs feel stupid for asking stupid questions they can figure out on their own isn't going to stop. This rule pertains to Dick Rolls only. READING COMPREHENSION FTW NOOB.

 

[Human]

You're an Angel.

 

[JCash]

One rule I will be implementing with temp bans is no DICKROLLS OUTSIDE SHOOTING THE SHIT. Yes, I use to do it a few months back and I'll be seen as the Dennis Yu of WF trolls but seriously, dickrolls outside STS are getting extremely old plus it's not needed. Why post them in the AM section or Traffic and Content where people are there to learn shit? If there is a spammer or newbie just report the post and me or any other mod will ban/close them.

Yes, please make the rest of the boards safe for people astroturfing their stupid backlink services and clickbank products, asking retarded questions about why their adsense earnings went from ten cents to five cents last night, and if link wheels/article marketing/webrings are still effective.