New reply to "what do you do"

[BluAffiliate]

I tell people I'm a 'rooter', and they inevitably ask, what's a rooter? I tell em a rooter is a plumber.

 

[Deliguy]

i built forts out of couch cushions.

 

[grazie]

"cigarette lighter repairman"

 

[Jsmith]

Puppetry of the penis.

 

[mpmarketing2006]

What do I do?

"Well, that depends on the situation." (be prepared for blank stares).

 

[Uptime]

. . . I've learned the hard way to stay away from giving people the idea that I know how to fix computers or build web sites. One way ticket to hell there.

Amen. Friends, family will suck the life out of you thinking you are their personal support line. I now tell them they should get a Mac and all problems will be solved. Then if they get the Mac and call me I tell them I don't know anything about Mac's. Better now.

 

[flysarescary]

i just point them to

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccB6T6fb4I"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]

 

[RobinX]

make it sound as sketch as possible with comments about offshore bank accounts, companies in the Caymans, and Russian security experts. They'll be 50/50 on whether to believe you, but they won't fuck with you.

+1
.
.

 

[DaVJ1]

me: i mow lawns for a living
them: that's weird why are you driving a porsche?
me: i ask myself that question everyday

lol,

+1