New Sega Games Use Men’s Dicks as Controllers

[IceToEskimos]

At long last, you guys will get to use your cocks...to play urinal-based video games.

Sega launches urinal game consoles in Japan - Telegraph

The most simple game is titled "Mannekin Pis" and simply measures how hard the player can urinate. Slightly more challenging is "Graffiti Eraser," in which the player is required to remove a picture by pointing a hose at the offending image.

 

[IceToEskimos]

The Tapir is undefeated.

 

[dreamache]

 

[Mugshot]

inb4 urinals too small for black cocks

 

[ShadowCaster]

 

[tacoX]

What happened to sega genesis for godsake.

 

[greyaisha]

fucking great. hope we get one in sapporo soon

 

[avatar33]

This actually looks like fun. Plus it'll get some guys to look in front of them instead of sideways in public urinals.