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:repuke:Hi all. I'm new here.. looking forward to learning more on this forum and meeting new friends. ^^

First, let me show one of my many talents..

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Secondly, can we be friends? There's a Shrimp Shack right down the road from me. I'll be there precisely at 8pm tonight in the last booth by the men's room, wearing my fatigues. I expect you to be prompt. Don't make me angry and not show up.
 
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Those two smileys you've got up there remind me of two girls and a cup. Have you watched that video before? Anyways, spoon pic or gtfo.
 
Dear Wench,
Thou shalt showeth thine teets to the citizens of ye olde wickedfire with much vigor!! Or, you shall be cast into the pit of shame, where newbs like you are forced to gaze upon the Spinning Meat of Right Round in all its glory - a fitting punishment for those who post intro threads. Now, lift your ruffled blouse and reveal thine milky breasts. Let us not ask thee, but only one time, or you must GTFO with much haste.

Sincerely,
Sir Cryptix Esquire, III.
 
Only at wickedfire would people absolutely hate intro threads but not ban them immediately solely because the pic is marginally ok.

We really want to have 3 female members that bad here.