OMFG THAT'S THE FUCKING FUNNIEST THING I'VE WATCHED ALL WEEK.
What a rock-solid wanker! The high-end lawn furniture, the 1982 state-of-the-art wigger boombox on the windowsill, the peppermint candystripe wallpaper, the, what the fuck is that next to him, an
excercycle?! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
And has this halfwit asshat ever actually been out of his parent's basement?
Ever? Can you say gonna get me a RealDoll when I make teh bigg moniez onlines wit mah verbal diarreah!
And then... and then.. I'm just about falling out of my chair 'coz I'm laughing so hard, then I see the OTHER video posted right here in the thread! So I click to let the Flash load and...
"My son Jerry"? this turdball has a ventriloquist's dummy, and... and... bwahahahahaaha!!!
Fuckin a. Wish I'd thought to turn on the webcam and tape myself having a fucking laugh-induced heartattack. I could have made bank on YouTube.
OMFG I just said OMFG like a tweenager. I think I just peed myself laughing. Thanks dudes, it's been a stressful day and this took the edge off better than a shot of Patron.
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