I want to go into the jungle, strip down naked, and charge at a baby elephant. That's my plan for 2014.
Oh, and not let my dogs get out on their own again. Bloody hell this morning was a nightmare. Been living here about 4 months I think, and first time my dogs managed to get out. Accidentally left the gate open for a second too long, and that's all it took.
And my dogs are great boys, but they're not exactly small or weak. So I'm running around the neighborhood like an idiot chasing them, while they're having a great time bolting around @ 40km/h, kicking the shit out of every dog the see, I have old Thai ladies screaming obscenities at me, etc. Thankfully it only took about 30 mins before they were tried, and I had both of them by the back of their necks.