Midas, for some weird, warped and fucked up reason I'd love to spend 10 minutes in a room with you.
You fascinate me.
You fascinate me.
NEWS FLASH!!! Jerkin yer Gerkin and Swallowing the juice will make you LIVE LONGER!!!
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GFYS for REALZZ!!! lol
You know, it's really easier than you would think.
The trick is in the "Technique" and the control of your arousal.
All you have to do is pull your balls to one side and then tuck your dick back & up into your ass. ("I" find it's a little easier if I hike one leg up on the Toilet or on a stool in the shower.)
As it starts to get semi-hard you'll have self penetration.
But, here is where you can't get TOO excited though. If you get fully hard your dick WILL either POP OUT or if you're big enough it could possibly TEAR YOUR ASSHOLE!!! (Or even be STUCK there until you loose your hard-on so that it can fall out.............. Right, like having your own dick up your own ass would EVER stop being exciting!! lol)
Try this at your own risk/pleasure.
Lulz
P.S. If you haven't tried this before, you KNOW you'll be thinking about it the next time you're in the shower and your ass cheeks are all soapy and slippery just waiting for you to slide your cock back there to see if this works.
ROFLMFAO!!!!
You know, it's really easier than you would think.
The trick is in the "Technique" and the control of your arousal.
All you have to do is pull your balls to one side and then tuck your dick back & up into your ass. ("I" find it's a little easier if I hike one leg up on the Toilet or on a stool in the shower.)
As it starts to get semi-hard you'll have self penetration.
But, here is where you can't get TOO excited though. If you get fully hard your dick WILL either POP OUT or if you're big enough it could possibly TEAR YOUR ASSHOLE!!! (Or even be STUCK there until you loose your hard-on so that it can fall out.............. Right, like having your own dick up your own ass would EVER stop being exciting!! lol)
Try this at your own risk/pleasure.
Lulz
P.S. If you haven't tried this before, you KNOW you'll be thinking about it the next time you're in the shower and your ass cheeks are all soapy and slippery just waiting for you to slide your cock back there to see if this works.
ROFLMFAO!!!!