Nigerian Robber Turns into Goat, Escapes. Goat Arrested.

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I feel sorry for the goat's new cellmate. Have a pissed off goat, chasing you around in a 8x4 cell, butting you with his horns.
 


"That's right, motherfucker...you got bike-jacked. And guess what, I just turned into a goat, so no fuckin' funny business. Just shut the fuck up and act normal...yeah, smile for the camera and nobody gets hurt. Nigeria, bitch!"



 
ahahahaha.. hilarious! motherfucker probably thought he could get away with anything if he morphed into a cute goat
 
A forum full of marketeers and not one doubts the veracity of this 'news'.

Amazing how easy written words can become 'truth' to some, without even a basic logic filter.
 
This stuff goes on all the time in Africa. There was a 60 Minutes special on African witches a couple years ago. When lightning strikes a village, people think someone among them created it. They accuse a person and then try to kill him. There's even a village refuge for people accused of being witches.

Sub-Saharan Africans never invented the wheel. That about says it all.

A forum full of marketeers and not one doubts the veracity of this 'news'.

Amazing how easy written words can become 'truth' to some, without even a basic logic filter.
 
This thread is total win... the tag = total win x2. Please let us know what you find out Mr Clooney.