"That's right, motherfucker...you got bike-jacked. And guess what, I just turned into a goat, so no fuckin' funny business. Just shut the fuck up and act normal...yeah, smile for the camera and nobody gets hurt. Nigeria, bitch!"
This stuff goes on all the time in Africa. There was a 60 Minutes special on African witches a couple years ago. When lightning strikes a village, people think someone among them created it. They accuse a person and then try to kill him. There's even a village refuge for people accused of being witches.
Sub-Saharan Africans never invented the wheel. That about says it all.