No more porn for you UK
- Thread starter Fatbat
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Wow, it's about time they did this. You know, for the children.
I once saw a set of tits on the internet when I was 11 and I've been worshiping Satan ever since.
I once saw a set of tits on the internet when I was 11 and I've been worshiping Satan ever since.
I remember back when I was like 11 we had AOL, they kept disabling our account for looking at porn.. fucking pricks. My dad just shrugged, my mom said "We're going to church!"
It doesn't make you any less of a faggot for enjoying such a shitty sport.
Maybe the hair on my palms will finally go away and I'll be able to see again.
Oh wait, I live in the USA....haha!
***Note to self: That Socialist Obama may try the same thing here so start saving your favorite porn to a hard drive.***
Oh wait, I live in the USA....haha!
***Note to self: That Socialist Obama may try the same thing here so start saving your favorite porn to a hard drive.***
Is this like North Korea type shit or what?
You motherfuckers over there need to get your head out of your asses. No guns, no way to stop the muslims from shoving their cock in your mouth, no dentists and no porn?
Where do you fuckers draw the line?
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You motherfuckers over there need to get your head out of your asses. No guns, no way to stop the muslims from shoving their cock in your mouth, no dentists and no porn?
Where do you fuckers draw the line?
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I'm a Wimbledon "fan" so I can relate to that.
I don't rate live football but my Brother goes to AFC home matches and I went to Dons Vs Barnet last season. Proper relegation scrap. Was a terrible match with you sneaky cunts countering us in the last 5-10 minutes to win 1 nil if I recall correctly.
Highlight was seeing our clogger of a right back smash into footballing legend Edgar Davids sending him into the dug out. :frenchman:
I would fly the UK's flag upside for distress... but it seems it looks the same either way.
Not sure if taking the bait but FYI THERE'S A DIFFERENCE ACTUALLY. Maybe it's back to front.
Speaking of flags, when I went over on a Business trip to Minnesota I brought "those yanky bastards" (bitches) some tea towels from the Queen's diamond jubilee from pound land. Wetter than an otter's pocket is the phrase you're looking for.
The top comment about this on Reddit makes it sound much worse than just an opt-out pornography filter. (As if that wasn't bad enough..) Wish it was better sourced.
"It's much worse than a simple pornography website block, much worse.
From now on in the UK the government has the right to issue automatic blocks on any website found to contain adult content, they've also reserved the right to install web filters remotely to your computer, without your consent.
Essentially giving the government a blank check to block any website they deem inappropriate, this can at a whim include almost any website on the internet, definitely Reddit.
Not only that, but they've decided that anything depicting sexual violence against women is illegal, yes, that's right, own a clockwork orange? Own some bdsm? Too bad. Be prepared to get rid of it or face jail time.
They're also looking in to cracking down on "encrypted forums which allow criminals to hide their activities", which, in tandem with GCHQ documents released entitled "Mastering the internet", should immediately tell you that TOR/VPN/Proxies are soon to be outlawed.
They've already essentially made encryption in the UK illegal (You can be sentenced to 5 years in prison for not giving an encryption key to the government upon request, even if you genuinely don't know the key or never had it, too bad, even if the encrypted file contains sensitive personal information too bad).
Couple those above facts with the fact that there has been next to no mention of GCHQ's illegal activities in the British press, you can guarantee yourself that if you are a UK citizen, you have no right to privacy, no right to security, you will watch what the government wants you to watch and you will be ruined if you try to hide or watch something that displeases them.
You couldn't make this shit up, and nobody seems to care - do people genuinely like subjugation or are they simply so complacent they would give up everything for the sense of security?
edit : clarification on web filter issue"
-Airship_Zer
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"It's much worse than a simple pornography website block, much worse.
From now on in the UK the government has the right to issue automatic blocks on any website found to contain adult content, they've also reserved the right to install web filters remotely to your computer, without your consent.
Essentially giving the government a blank check to block any website they deem inappropriate, this can at a whim include almost any website on the internet, definitely Reddit.
Not only that, but they've decided that anything depicting sexual violence against women is illegal, yes, that's right, own a clockwork orange? Own some bdsm? Too bad. Be prepared to get rid of it or face jail time.
They're also looking in to cracking down on "encrypted forums which allow criminals to hide their activities", which, in tandem with GCHQ documents released entitled "Mastering the internet", should immediately tell you that TOR/VPN/Proxies are soon to be outlawed.
They've already essentially made encryption in the UK illegal (You can be sentenced to 5 years in prison for not giving an encryption key to the government upon request, even if you genuinely don't know the key or never had it, too bad, even if the encrypted file contains sensitive personal information too bad).
Couple those above facts with the fact that there has been next to no mention of GCHQ's illegal activities in the British press, you can guarantee yourself that if you are a UK citizen, you have no right to privacy, no right to security, you will watch what the government wants you to watch and you will be ruined if you try to hide or watch something that displeases them.
You couldn't make this shit up, and nobody seems to care - do people genuinely like subjugation or are they simply so complacent they would give up everything for the sense of security?
edit : clarification on web filter issue"
-Airship_Zer
ne
Great Britain is a land of freedom* faggots!
*by freedom I mean regulated freedom controlled by government for our own good.
*by freedom I mean regulated freedom controlled by government for our own good.
As for Cameron - you've shoot your own knee. People can forget all the soldiers killed in unnecessary wars, country running into economic crash and all that. But they will never, ever, ever forget you switching off porn.
You can build thousand bridges. But if you switch porn off once no one will remember you as a great builder. You will be remembered as a porn-off-switcher.
You can build thousand bridges. But if you switch porn off once no one will remember you as a great builder. You will be remembered as a porn-off-switcher.
OK Brits. At 10 of UK time I have a meeting at Downing Street, priority: high.
I will try to turn things around but cannot promise anything.
I will try to turn things around but cannot promise anything.