Noob Alert: Dire need of Hustling. Im out of time!

Osmosis

Osmosis

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Rally around me bros, I just became homeless.

Ill bounce back, ill get the money to get out of this, Might be a while, but Im a complete noob and lurker to this site, I havent read everything, or even came close. But I wont give you a sob story of all the things going on, because we all got some strife.

Ive read the sticky notes and forefront post in this thread at the top and others. and I what im asking is right now, If you had no money, or could spare some money after you get some shelter if you were homeless and you wanted to get making some money here asap, how would you set up a campaign? it doesnt have to be super hard, or super easy, or it can be super easy or super hard.

I'd like to know detailed ways on how i can get a campaign going with some money, or no money.. both ways. And I know it's gonna be a little money. but i cannot do 4k campaigns, the most i can do is 100.00, and Right now, Jobs are hard to find in the north east Ohio region. Theres places in the states that are much worse, I thank my lucky stars that at least im somewhere where theres no opportunity.. Im just doing daily leg work, I got 2 kids to worry about, I got them fed and clothed for preschool daily, so thats one worry off my mind, Im taking care of the priorities and necessities first. and Im job hunting, and even going to places like labor ready, and theres still no work. and other work today get paid today places, and everything else in between, but, Im still very lucky. It could have been worse. We got shelter for a minute.

I see people on here with 100.00 or less on their bank account, they start a plan, campaign, and by the first or second week, they have made a few hundred more bucks. I dont have any mastery on that yet, I would be humbled to learn how thats made in a week, maybe side projects, I dont know.

But If i can buy some hosting, and get a list of what i need to do, I might ask some questions if i dont understand, But In your most dire straight situation, and you got the priorities taken care of, and your still looking for a job, how would you get on the moniez crisis? Yes, i'm marching out there in the pavement everyday with application and resume and submitting online and in brick and mortar, Im doing the best I can yall. I just Got to get on the IM hustle as quick as possible with some avenues that I can go in.

Maybe what im saying is silly, but as far as I see it, there is hope :) but im in emergency mode.

I would even appreciate encouragement, anything is appreciated.
 


here is tip... if you are serious about what you are saying...

backlink tools or even your own fb / twtter / social accounts + fiverr and other such sites

best of luck!
 
Provide. A. Service.

fiverr
textbroker
iwriter

+ this shit

It's funny how this whole economics thing works. You provide something of value, and you get paid!

Now go make fiverr your bitch.
 
I takes money to make money... In your situation, maybe you should consider partnering up with someone who has the cash to get started.

You do the work, they provide the capital and you split the profits. Of course you're going to need skills and you're not going to get 50% of the net.

It sounds like you have no money and no skills and you dont know how to make money. If that's the case, then you have a problem.
 
yes, yall right, the more money the better, but I can hustle up as much as i can. I mean of course, priorities, kids, finding a job ect family and people come first.

and yes, im serious about what im saying, I'll have to hustle up more than $100.00 But if i can hustle up a few grand, then im taking care of what needs to be done first. so what if i have $500.00 or a grand or a couple grand left over, after it's all said and done. then I believe i have something.

Name the dollar amount.. and Ill know a goal amount to get started. I might have no skills, but with patience and learning from people here, in time, ill get a job, and ill have the money after responsibilities are taken care of daily. then I can shoot for a proper dollar amount.
 
whoa whoa, I dont know who the fuck youre talking to like that. But i know it's not me. now. Im reading these forums and stuff. I said i was a noob. Im getting a little information. but you dont know me like that bruh. watch your fuckin mouth, and stay on topic.
 
Osmosis said:
whoa whoa, I dont know who the fuck youre talking to like that. But i know it's not me. now. Im reading these forums and stuff. I said i was a noob. Im getting a little information. but you dont know me like that bruh. watch your fuckin mouth, and stay on topic.
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no wonder you're homeless and have no job.
 
I got enough information to start a service here, I can figure it out from here guys, I appreciate all the help.
I understand Wickedfire's ways here, but I dont accept low blows like that, I can laugh and joke and fuck around with the best of them. But dont get a man when hes down and out,

But everybody else. Thank you so much +1 and mad respect to the rest of the folks who responded
 
Osmosis said:
I mean of course, priorities, kids, finding a job ect family and people come first.
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This is why you are broke. Money comes first. Otherwise you'll end up broke... or homeless. If you have no money, why do you have kids, family? You were busying busting nuts, while we were hustling learning the in and out of the internet.

I really don't mean to be a dick in the newbie section, but how do you have access to internet, but are homeless? Maybe phone, so you obviously have a smartphone or something. Sell it, make money?, don't know bro.

There are a thousand and one ways to make money online and begging ain't one. No one is going to give you a blueprint to making money online, let us be serious for a second. Why would anyone do that? Cause of your sob story? Why create another potential competitor that has knowledge you have, cause you taught them?

You have no skills and you have kids and shit to worry about, I mean come on, you fucked up along time ago. I'm going to leave you with some serious WF quotes hidden within these walls:

zimok said:
I always loved this following quote,

"Wealth is not in making money, but in making the man while he is making the money."

You are not a millionaire/billionaire right now because you aren't who you need to be to become one. Ask yourself, What is it about yourself that you need to re-evaluate to become who you want to become, to get where you need to go?
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jabbering99 said:
I remember when I used to live in a shitty house, waste my time with children and shit.

Now I just count money all day.
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"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Zen Quote

Carry on...
 
good point, I mean homeless as to not having my own, But i am staying with someone and using their computer.

I've been preparing myself to be onforce ready. I can hustle, I can get some skills. But the only question is. Should I spend the time developing internet skills or Work two full time jobs to make ends meet. and never have time for the net.

Youre right bro, it's all about balancing time and being creative.
Yeah I was bustin nuts.. all day long.. now I got to pay the piper


but damn.. You just blew me away with those quotes.
Really I shouldnt have opened my mouth at all .. the answers is in the backlogs of these forums..

If i paid attention and read everything, I wouldnt have to ask any questions.. only the ones that are advanced..

CCarter, thanks for being real with me.
it's time to develop the skills.

I could either get a job, or hustle and make the money and make those internet monies. or both.. it's about climbing, and being serious..

I learned a lesson today. It aint about my situation, it's the situation within me.
 
Now i feel like a fuckin asshole. well I got to get to work.
Hopefully this post somebody will read in the future and say "See theres another asshole who thinks he can slick his way through wickedfire."

theres only one way.. Read, apply, and do.. if you fail.. rinse and repeat.. If you succeed.. Rinse in repeat.

I appologize for my dumbass comments
 
Osmosis said:
Should I spend the time developing internet skills or Work two full time jobs to make ends meet. and never have time for the net.
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Get the jobs if possible. I know that I don't have enough money to start making more money in the next month than I would get if I had a job. Perhaps get a job for 3-8 months until you have enough saved to live for 6 months with no income. This should allow you to quit for the online world. Meanwhile build stuff in the evenings after work. Sure its slower but learning takes time and you probably won't make cash unless you actually provide something up front to people (content writing could work for you).

There are lots of us in a similar position. Good luck.
 
To be honest....

You gotta be kidding, right?

gtfo WF and go get a 9-5, tend bar at night, and get your sh*t straight.

Last thing you need to do is put your time into this to find out:

Fuck. This ain't for me.

Spend a few toilet minutes a day building rep in the social world from your phone, and six months down the road, you'll have an audience to at least chatter to. 'Til then, hustle for a home, bro.

But take pictures along the way: so you'll have a vivid mindset what you never to go back to.
 
Occupation in your profile says:
"Full time INternet Marketer"

Did you get a full time job since this morning? Congrats and good luck! =)

If your story is true, I would really start looking for a full time job. Since you are homeless it is easy to move to another city, you don't need to sell anything, just pack your bags and go. Do some research and find out in which cities or states there are more jobs available.

I found a cleaning job here
Part time Cleaning Job in New York - PELHAM MANOR | NewYorkJobs.com
3 days/week. You could pick up 3 or 4 jobs like this and learn IM over night.

Kids are important. Maybe you can work around this one. Maybe they can stay with your family, or if you have anyone to leave them with, at least for a couple of days so you can go and look for a job.

Many opportunities there.
 
You guys are right. My pride and frustration got into the way earier. I hope you all will Accept my sincere attempt to be part a network of some cool ass people. And, in time, i hope you feel the same of me. Hopefully, you all will accept the gesture me of starting over and not trying to be an ass. Thats not me. especially My regretful remarks to you laner.

I will also do the suggested fiverr and networking as stated above, keep on the job search grind, and, yes, I dont do the guru stuff... its a waste of money and time, and none of them are decent, But the only half decent gurus i follow is chris farrell, and keyword academy, and jo barnes.. (barely). and grind it out. balance the time, and become a made man. Rest assured, ill be back on here

Thanks again bros
 
lapiatt, i shouldnt have put in full time internet marketer, I was on that wannabe high school type shit. Ill have to change that when i can.

wow. i learned a mighty lesson today.
 
"wow. i learned a mighty lesson today"

People are bitches. Yes we are! =D err no we are not.

For you, your kids should be first and IM is not a good start if you need to feed your kids. Your life is hard as it is and with internet marketing you WILL get pissed off, frustrated and I personally do not think you need that on top of your current issues.

You will find a 9-5 job faster than start making real money in IM.

But good luck regardless. Maybe you will hit a gold mine as it does happen to people.
=)
 
Osmosis said:
whoa whoa, I dont know who the fuck youre talking to like that. But i know it's not me. now. Im reading these forums and stuff. I said i was a noob. Im getting a little information. but you dont know me like that bruh. watch your fuckin mouth, and stay on topic.
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There's no way you've read a lick of these forums if you think this type of shit is going to fly. This is the internet. You don't get to be a tough guy. You either have to develop some self-control and let it roll off, or develop a wit and fire back.

"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others." - Zen Quote
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Truth. We can't all play the lead character. You might just be an NPC in this simulation, bro. Or you might have just set the stage to build towards the happiest ending ever. You have to choose. We earn our souls, we aren't born with them.




The best advice in this thread has been:
1. Take the first 9-5 that gets offered.
2. Start a service.

For the love of god, don't take your last $100 and piss it away on a campaign. That's not enough money to even collect the data you need to optimize. If you can hustle up $100 as you say, then keep doing that until you get a 9-5.

But if you have a roof over your head and access to the internet, apply to TextBroker. Start connecting to folks on Skype. Get into some of the huge Skype chats and offer some super low-ball prices on content, and start writing your ass off. Offer to find people guest post opportunities, then write the post, and get paid. Post super high quality, relevant, manual blog comments for people. Start posting on relevant forums for people.

There's so much shit, and you have time on your hands. Don't get into automation bullshit, and don't gamble the last bit of your money on PPC. Offer somebody what you have, TIME, and the ability to speak the English language. Choose a manual task that others don't want to do, and do it for them. High quality, manual link building.

Just say it in this thread. "I'm willing to do a very reasonably priced assload of manual link building for anyone willing to hire me!" And I bet the PM's start pouring in.

Create opportunity, don't find it.

Best of luck to you.
 
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